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For when your thoughts are drifting to things not so movie, or if you're feeling trivially inclined.

Topic by: dpowers
Posted: January 31, 2004 - 1:04 AM PST
Last Reply: January 17, 2007 - 11:23 AM PST

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author topic: Definitions
post #1  on January 31, 2004 - 1:04 AM PST  
wait! don't read further than this!

unless you need to read the instructions.

this is a game. it's perfect for the greencine boards as they are set up right now. this is because...

once you have finished reading these instructions, you're done playing. sort of!

how to play.

1. click the [reply] button above this message.
2. the tricky part: type an answer to a question. press [return] twice. then type a question that has nothing to do with your answer.
3. your message might look like this:
     everything the oldest cow on mars ever wanted, except a bone.

how many ferris wheels are stored in my nose?
but it doesn't have to.
4. post the message.

once you have posted your message, go ahead and read what's happened so far.

and the next time you visit this thread, before you read anything, follow steps 3-6 above: click [reply], type an answer and a question, and post it.

really simple. okay, stop reading, and post your answer and your question. (the end)
post #2  on January 31, 2004 - 1:07 AM PST  
here's a starter question:

will DNA tests conclusively prove that abraham lincoln was shot by his own great grandmother?
post #3  on January 31, 2004 - 1:12 AM PST  
i haven't ever been so happy. whenever i can, i seek inspiration.

because the object of the game is for every answer to sneak up on its question and knock it senseless, each answer is submitted without knowing the question. so just post now, and see what you meant, later.

are the moistened tips of bird beaks always stolen from her pocket?
post #4  on January 31, 2004 - 5:04 AM PST  
Six. No more, no less.

Suppose I offered Annie Leibovitz a few of these Cioccolatini al Tartufo?
post #5  on January 31, 2004 - 7:24 AM PST  
You have been found guilty of committing Imaginary Crimes.

Hey, why didn't you save me some of that Cat Soup?
post #6  on January 31, 2004 - 9:13 AM PST  
the gesture of the left hand signifies forgetfulness, and the with the right, it is a suitcase.

what is a dog?
post #7  on January 31, 2004 - 9:26 AM PST  
Tonight's the Big Night.... I wouldn't have missed it for the world!

Your mother was the star of Ass Stretchers?
post #8  on January 31, 2004 - 10:47 AM PST  
a stark warning, usually interfering with the density of chaotic relaxation.

are you my mother?
post #9  on January 31, 2004 - 11:13 AM PST  
He was first shot in the gut then his tongue was cut can imagine how that must have felt.

Are you always going to treat me like a distant shadow, or will you finally tell me how you feel?
post #10  on January 31, 2004 - 11:43 AM PST  
Penguins. Lots of penguins.

How are light bulbs made?
post #11  on January 31, 2004 - 11:57 AM PST  
A shiny bald dwarf said you'd ask me something like that. Stay away from me!

A priest, a rabbi, and Godzilla went into a bar... do you know that joke?
post #12  on January 31, 2004 - 12:34 PM PST  
how dare you question the almighty zoffir! you shall be my slave for eternity.

what is the sound of one hand whacking a head with a stick?
post #13  on January 31, 2004 - 12:41 PM PST  
An orange and a peanut, but not both at once, unless you're an idiot.

Where did you put my hamburger?
post #14  on January 31, 2004 - 2:15 PM PST  
over $300 million in 2002. by the end of the decade the market will be divided only three ways and revenues will increase by 7.

where are your manners?
post #15  on January 31, 2004 - 5:11 PM PST  
An itchy rash that is annoying but non-contagious.

On computers that use Windows, why do you click the "Start" button when you want to turn the thing off?
post #16  on January 31, 2004 - 8:10 PM PST  
Sorry, we're ALL out of that.
Maybe you'd like a box of donuts instead?
post #17  on January 31, 2004 - 8:43 PM PST  
Yes, he's still a blue elephant.

A block of cheese that was growing moldy in our fridge suddenly began to talk! Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
post #18  on January 31, 2004 - 10:54 PM PST  
well, if i knew that, i'd be president, wouldn't i?

are those my carnations?
post #19  on February 1, 2004 - 4:40 AM PST  
I saw it! The cow slowly melted until it was just a black and white puddle.

Definitions? Why is this place called Definitions?
post #20  on February 1, 2004 - 9:27 AM PST  
Only when I'm not wearing underwear.

What happens if I push that shiny red button?
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