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The "Behave Yourself, Totoro" GTM Game
Topic by: IronS
Posted: September 3, 2004 - 11:17 AM PDT
Last Reply: September 5, 2005 - 5:34 PM PDT

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author topic: The "Behave Yourself, Totoro" GTM Game
IronS
post #1  on September 3, 2004 - 11:17 AM PDT  
Welcome, welcome! Come right in! We're going to start another game!

Regular GTM rules apply and no complex, convoluted questions, please (you know who you are).

Just to make it more interesting....

The drapes are pulled back to reveal a Totoro in leather and chained to the wall

Every time a convoluted question is asked, Totoro will be punished.

One more thing, anyone who attempts to hijack yet another thread of mine into politics will be suspended from the ceiling using nipple clamps. Unless he or she enjoys it in which case I won't do so.

Also, the symbol for this thread is not a hand moving side to side but a hand spanking Totoro.

So, ask away!

spanks Totoro's furry left butt cheek as Tororo's eyes roll in pleasure
hamano
post #2  on September 3, 2004 - 11:35 AM PDT  
Ah, my Queen, it's quite awesome how well you respond to pandering...

Is your film a non-Italian, non-French and yet non-American film that was produced in 1974 (and by 1974 I don't mean released in 1974 but filmed or edited or written, in its entirety or in part, IN 1974!)? OR, in case this question itself doesn't apply to your title because it's technically not a film but more like a video or commercial, was it released after 1974?
Cinenaut
post #3  on September 3, 2004 - 11:38 AM PDT  
Does. It. Have. Sand?
underdog
post #4  on September 3, 2004 - 11:41 AM PDT  
Since Hamano will be punished for quite awhile, much to his delight I'm sure, after his own convoluted question, I'll spare him more with this simple query:

Is this film in color?
woozy
post #5  on September 3, 2004 - 11:57 AM PDT  
> Regular GTM rules apply and no complex, convoluted questions, please (you know who you are).
>
Yeah, you out there. You know we're talking to you and we are sick of your convoluted nitpicking and confusing questions! So stop it.

There! We showed him, didn't we IronS? wags tail

> Every time a convoluted question is asked, Totoro will be punished.

Oooh, I wanna see that!

Is 10 to the cube root of six to the four
A little bit less or a little bit more
then the suare root of ten to six cubed by four

After 1974?
woozy
post #6  on September 3, 2004 - 12:00 PM PDT  
Okay, can't resist Headline: Bush and Kerry Hit Road, Trade Blows on Jobs

Doesn't the office policy on sexual conduct forbid that?

Okay, IronS, bring on the clamps. Or don't. Try and guess which, heh, heh.
IronS
post #7  on September 3, 2004 - 12:08 PM PDT  
> Ah, my Queen, it's quite awesome how well you respond to pandering...
>

Yup. (smack, smack)

> Is your film a non-Italian, non-French and yet non-American film that was produced in 1974 (and by 1974 I don't mean released in 1974 but filmed or edited or written, in its entirety or in part, IN 1974!)?
>

No. And just for that you get two lashes AND a nipple clamp.

Totoro's ears wiggle with joy

> OR, in case this question itself doesn't apply to your title because it's technically not a film but more like a video or commercial, was it released after 1974?
>

Now, now. One question at a time. But this is a film I have in mind so a couple more lashes for you for another convoluted question.

crack, crack

> Does. It. Have. Sand?

I don't recall a whole lot of sand.

> Since Hamano will be punished for quite awhile, much to his delight I'm sure, after his own convoluted question, I'll spare him more with this simple query:
>

Totoro wiggles his ears in frustration at underdog's gentlemanliness

> Is this film in color?
>

Yes.
hamano
post #8  on September 3, 2004 - 12:18 PM PDT  
> On September 3, 2004 - 12:00 PM PDT woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Okay, can't resist Headline: Bush and Kerry Hit Road, Trade Blows on Jobs
> ---------------------------------

I think that's what President Bush originally meant when he proclaimed himself to be a Uniter not a Divider, that Republicans and Democrats should try to work TOGETHER... and be nicer to one another...

Did anyone in the cast of this film in a major role ever WIN an Academy Award (Oscar) for a role for which he/she was NOT also nominated for and NOT awarded a Golden Globe?
IronS
post #9  on September 3, 2004 - 12:22 PM PDT  
> There! We showed him, didn't we IronS? wags tail
>

Yeeah. Sure.

> Is 10 to the cube root of six to the four

79932529567

> A little bit less or a little bit more
> then the suare root of ten to six cubed by four

What? Two more lashes for Totoro.

> After 1974?
>

Yes.
IronS
post #10  on September 3, 2004 - 12:32 PM PDT  
> Okay, IronS, bring on the clamps. Or don't. Try and guess which, heh, heh.
>

Knowing you, I'd say it's a "don't." How about I make you lick Totoro's toes clean instead?

> I think that's what President Bush originally meant when he proclaimed himself to be a Uniter not a Divider, that Republicans and Democrats should try to work TOGETHER... and be nicer to one another...
>

You, too? Well, I guess one nipple clamp is not enough for you. Here are two more. And a nice silver figaro chain to connect them all.... I guess that's my being nice to you. :)

> Did anyone in the cast of this film in a major role ever WIN an Academy Award (Oscar) for a role for which he/she was NOT also nominated for and NOT awarded a Golden Globe?
>

No. woozy, please put that tight leather hood on Totoro for me. Oh, don't worry, it has holes for his ears, his nose, and his mouth.

Totoro gasps in ecstasy
Catullus
post #11  on September 3, 2004 - 12:37 PM PDT  
any aliens?

and no rats mixed with bunnies (totoros) don't count as aliens... but maybe all life on earth is alien (originally seeded by a meteor) depending on your beliefs that is.

hamano
post #12  on September 3, 2004 - 12:39 PM PDT  
Did this film ever win any awards at the Cannes Film Festival while not receiving ANY nominations for any category for an Academy Award OR a Golden Globe Award in the same year?
hamano
post #13  on September 3, 2004 - 12:41 PM PDT  
> On September 3, 2004 - 12:37 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> and no rats mixed with bunnies (totoros) don't count as aliens... but maybe all life on earth is alien (originally seeded by a meteor) depending on your beliefs that is.
> ---------------------------------

I used to be an alien but now I'm a citizen! Don't forget to VOTE! Every vote counts!
IronS
post #14  on September 3, 2004 - 12:45 PM PDT  
> any aliens?
>

No aliens form outer space.

> and no rats mixed with bunnies (totoros) don't count as aliens... but maybe all life on earth is alien (originally seeded by a meteor) depending on your beliefs that is.
>

Now I'll tickle Totoro with a feather.

Much ear and body wriggling from Totoro. woozy moans due to Totoro's wiggling toes accidentally stomping on his raspy, catlike tongue.
Eoliano
post #15  on September 3, 2004 - 12:47 PM PDT  
Before 1986?
IronS
post #16  on September 3, 2004 - 12:49 PM PDT  
> Did this film ever win any awards at the Cannes Film Festival while not receiving ANY nominations for any category for an Academy Award OR a Golden Globe Award in the same year?
>

No. Oh, where's that paddle with the knobby spikes on it?

> I used to be an alien but now I'm a citizen! Don't forget to VOTE! Every vote counts!
>

Well, that's only slightly politcal so I guess I'll have to lift you slightly off the floor.

woozy pulls on the rope that is looped through Totoro's nipple clamps. Totoro, although still on the ground, now will need C cup bras.
IronS
post #17  on September 3, 2004 - 12:51 PM PDT  
> Before 1986?
>

Yes!

pets Totoro and woozy on the head
Eoliano
post #18  on September 3, 2004 - 1:01 PM PDT  
After 1979?
IronS
post #19  on September 3, 2004 - 1:17 PM PDT  
> After 1979?
>

Yes.

woozy lowers Totoro on the ground again. One can't tell if Totoro is happy or unhappy at this development.
hamano
post #20  on September 3, 2004 - 1:26 PM PDT  
Are there more male characters than female characters in this film, not counting male characters played by actresses or female characters played by actors or any characters played by an actor/actress who is a hermaphrodite, and excluding any characters who are of ambiguous gender or of two or more genders?
^_^ <-- happy
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