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Guess what showed up in my mailbox GTM
Topic by: woozy
Posted: November 4, 2005 - 8:50 PM PST
Last Reply: November 12, 2005 - 10:37 AM PST

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author topic: Guess what showed up in my mailbox GTM
woozy
post #1  on November 4, 2005 - 8:50 PM PST  
You know how it is. You get a whim, follow a link that seems curious at the time. Then months later something very weird ends up in your mailbox.

So guess what showed up in my mailbox. (Hint: research is your friend.)

Winner gets to take him/herself and his/her significant other to a romantic restaurant of his/her choice with all expenses paid by the winner. Good luck.
pooja
post #2  on November 4, 2005 - 9:10 PM PST  
Um... another Inuyasha DVD?
woozy
post #3  on November 4, 2005 - 9:17 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 9:10 PM PST pooja wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Um... another Inuyasha DVD?
> ---------------------------------


No. I'm rather methodically going through the Inu Yasha disks like the homework assignment it is. They are expected and I'll be getting #25 tommorrow.
pooja
post #4  on November 4, 2005 - 9:23 PM PST  
Eeeew... some kind of porno you found through BlueCine?
woozy
post #5  on November 4, 2005 - 9:25 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 9:23 PM PST pooja wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Eeeew... some kind of porno you found through BlueCine?
> ---------------------------------

Um, in spirit perhaps but in technical detail, no.

pooja
post #6  on November 4, 2005 - 9:32 PM PST  
What, it's about ghosts having explicit sex? Technically, that wouldn't be sex because it wouldn't serve any biological/reproductive function, right?
woozy
post #7  on November 4, 2005 - 9:40 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 9:32 PM PST pooja wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> What, it's about ghosts having explicit sex? Technically, that wouldn't be sex because it wouldn't serve any biological/reproductive function, right?
> ---------------------------------

Uh, if it's not sex unless it serves a biological/reproductive function then my sexual history record has just taken a nosedive.

No, no ghosts having sex in my mailbox.

woozy
post #8  on November 4, 2005 - 9:44 PM PST  
Hey! Wouldn't it be cool if alcoholic beverages could reproduce by having sex? Mix vodka and rum and you could be drinking the offspring for weeks to come!
pooja
post #9  on November 4, 2005 - 9:46 PM PST  
You know, I'd actually love to meet ghosts that thought it would be a good idea to have sex in a mailbox... I'm sure I could learn a thing or two.

As far as this game, I'm not getting anywhere, am I? Are we allowed to ask questions? If you saw this item in the catalog for the first time now, would you click "RENT"?
woozy
post #10  on November 4, 2005 - 9:51 PM PST  
> As far as this game, I'm not getting anywhere, am I? Are we allowed to ask questions?

It'd be kind of hard to play without questions, wouldn't it.

> If you saw this item in the catalog for the first time now, would you click "RENT"?
> ---------------------------------

Probably not.

pooja
post #11  on November 4, 2005 - 9:58 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 9:44 PM PST woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Hey! Wouldn't it be cool if alcoholic beverages could reproduce by having sex? Mix vodka and rum and you could be drinking the offspring for weeks to come!

According to one of my housemates, her brother and his fraternity brothers think about such things rather single-mindedly. So I'm guessing you clicked "RENT" on Animal House.
woozy
post #12  on November 4, 2005 - 10:02 PM PST  
> According to one of my housemates, her brother and his fraternity brothers think about such things rather single-mindedly. So I'm guessing you clicked "RENT" on Animal House.
> ---------------------------------

Well, I said "spirit" so you said "ghosts" so I figured alcoholic beverages.

You know, I never did see Animal House. I should probably see it for the shots of my old alma mater. So, no. It isn't Animal House.

woozy
post #13  on November 4, 2005 - 10:17 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 9:51 PM PST woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > As far as this game, I'm not getting anywhere, am I? Are we allowed to ask questions?
>
> It'd be kind of hard to play without questions, wouldn't it.
>
> > If you saw this item in the catalog for the first time now, would you click "RENT"?
> > ---------------------------------
>
> Probably not.
>
>
Or maybe I would. The result was not what I'd have thought. Um, I can't say any more at this time.

IronS
post #14  on November 4, 2005 - 10:22 PM PST  
Is it an American production?
woozy
post #15  on November 4, 2005 - 10:46 PM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 10:22 PM PST IronS wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Is it an American production?
> ---------------------------------

Nope. (hee, hee, wouldn't you all be mad if it turned out to be my Visa bill. Or the weekly specials from Andronico's?)

dpowers
post #16  on November 5, 2005 - 7:49 AM PST  
was it an old thing?
pooja
post #17  on November 5, 2005 - 8:32 AM PST  
> On November 4, 2005 - 10:46 PM PST woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> (hee, hee, wouldn't you all be mad if it turned out to be my Visa bill. Or the weekly specials from Andronico's?)

gee, after that revelation i've suddenly lost interest in playing. but since dpowers has shown up, i'll try for a little longer... maybe even irons will come back to play.

what is andronico's?
woozy
post #18  on November 5, 2005 - 11:51 AM PST  
> On November 5, 2005 - 7:49 AM PST dpowers wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> was it an old thing?
> ---------------------------------

Um, that's a pretty subjective question. I don't know about the age of the envelope which is probably new. The thing in the envelope was about two to four months old which I guess is pretty old for mail standards. The main content of the thing in the envelope is ... well Cosplayer would think it is old. I, personally, would not.

> On November 5, 2005 - 8:32 AM PST pooja wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > On November 4, 2005 - 10:46 PM PST woozy wrote:
> > ---------------------------------
> > (hee, hee, wouldn't you all be mad if it turned out to be my Visa bill. Or the weekly specials from Andronico's?)
>
> gee, after that revelation i've suddenly lost interest in playing.

It was fun to play when you thought you all *wouldn't* be mad if it turned out to be Visa bill?

Don't lose interest yet. You might not get mad. And it might not be my Visa bill.

>
> what is andronico's?
> ---------------------------------

Andronico's is the local sex club and GreenCines largest custimer in the Bay area. It's where I met IronS (I was intrigued because she smelled like Iron) and during a strip show featuring Cranberry Sorbet Flambeau she pointed out the coasters being used and asked her where andronico's got them and she told me about GreenCine.

dpowers
post #19  on November 5, 2005 - 5:04 PM PST  
it's a small package but is there anybody inside it yelling in fear?
dpowers
post #20  on November 5, 2005 - 5:06 PM PST  
don't listen pooja - andronico's is a sporting goods store.
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