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A Round Bear Getting Un-Timeable Turns
Topic by: NLee
Posted: September 12, 2007 - 10:31 PM PDT
Last Reply: September 21, 2007 - 11:25 PM PDT

author topic: A Round Bear Getting Un-Timeable Turns
NLee
post #1  on September 12, 2007 - 10:31 PM PDT  
Man, look at it goes!

What other stupid titles can you come up with?
woozy
post #2  on September 13, 2007 - 12:51 AM PDT  
A tern 'n a bull get 'round thyme bearings.
NLee
post #3  on September 13, 2007 - 4:19 AM PDT  
Some random thoughts while we are at it:

How many woozy does it take to make a weezy?

How many tentacle is too many for a tentacle beast?
Cinenaut
post #4  on September 13, 2007 - 8:12 AM PDT  
Some days you eat the bear and some days the bear is on time.
woozy
post #5  on September 13, 2007 - 9:57 AM PDT  

>
> How many woozy does it take to make a weezy?
>
more than I've got apparently and sadly...

Only NLee's envy ever enjoy's envoy's ennui.
NLee
post #6  on September 13, 2007 - 12:20 PM PDT  
Speaking of bears: what happened to that round-headed Ursus?

And where is shiori308? Don't tell me she flunked her entrance exam to Tokyo-U and is attending cram school now.
artifex
post #7  on September 13, 2007 - 3:29 PM PDT  
> And where is shiori308? Don't tell me she flunked her entrance exam to Tokyo-U and is attending cram school now.

maybe her socks were too tight.
woozy
post #8  on September 14, 2007 - 1:57 AM PDT  
> maybe her socks were too tight.
> ---------------------------------

Or maybe her head wasn't screwed on quite right.

hamano
post #9  on September 14, 2007 - 12:31 PM PDT  
Shiori is back from Japan after extending her stay to a whole year from just one semester. She loved Japan and was reluctant to return. She also met a bloke from down under... They're now an item of more or less the permanent sort, or so I hear.

I don't know how much Japanese she learned, but I saw a lot of pictures of her out drinking and singing karaoke with her classmates.
artifex
post #10  on September 14, 2007 - 1:57 PM PDT  
> On September 14, 2007 - 1:57 AM PDT woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > maybe her socks were too tight.
> Or maybe her head wasn't screwed on quite right.

Y'know, we could put on a musical, and save our... friendly DVD rental company!

Come on you guys, let's do it!
NLee
post #11  on September 14, 2007 - 2:06 PM PDT  
> On September 14, 2007 - 1:57 PM PDT artifex wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > On September 14, 2007 - 1:57 AM PDT woozy wrote:
> > ---------------------------------
> > > maybe her socks were too tight.
> > Or maybe her head wasn't screwed on quite right.
>
> Y'know, we could put on a musical, and save our... friendly DVD rental company!
>
> Come on you guys, let's do it!
> ---------------------------------

"But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that her breast was two sizes too small."
woozy
post #12  on September 14, 2007 - 2:55 PM PDT  
But whether the reason's her boots or her boobs,
She's had quite enough of us dumb GreenCine newbs.
artifex
post #13  on September 14, 2007 - 11:07 PM PDT  
> On September 14, 2007 - 2:06 PM PDT NLee wrote:

> "But I think that the most likely reason of all
> May have been that her breast was two sizes too small."

ok, maybe we could have a haunted musical, with the perverted ghost of Dr. Seuss. :)
woozy
post #14  on September 14, 2007 - 11:36 PM PDT  
> On September 14, 2007 - 11:07 PM PDT artifex wrote:
> ok, maybe we could have a haunted musical, with the perverted ghost of Dr. Seuss. :)
> ---------------------------------

You mean like Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl?

artifex
post #15  on September 16, 2007 - 11:09 AM PDT  
> You mean like Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl?

That's more Tim Burton. But points for trying.
Oh, and Evelyn is ugly.
I much prefer Edward Gorey to anything Burton.
woozy
post #16  on September 16, 2007 - 3:10 PM PDT  
> On September 16, 2007 - 11:09 AM PDT artifex wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > You mean like Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl?
>
> That's more Tim Burton. But points for trying.

I meant the rhymescheme of the naration.

> Oh, and Evelyn is ugly.

Yeah, and you're so good-looking.

> I much prefer Edward Gorey to anything Burton.
> ---------------------------------

Ahhh, Gorey. Hmmm, can we combine Suese with Gorey? They seem oposite extremes.

NLee
post #17  on September 18, 2007 - 7:58 PM PDT  
A starnge thing just happened to me.

I was channel-surfing and happened to stop at Cartoon Network's "Naruto". I was not even looking at the TV screen when I thought I herad the voice of Captain Zapp Brannigan from FUTURAMA speaking. Then I heard the voice of Philip Fry, and Amy Wong joined in too.

Am I going crazy?
NLee
post #18  on September 18, 2007 - 8:08 PM PDT  
This is crazy! Cartoon Network is playing FUTURAMA right now, and I hear the same gang again.
Ursus
post #19  on September 21, 2007 - 8:58 PM PDT  
> On September 13, 2007 - 12:20 PM PDT NLee wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Speaking of bears: what happened to that round-headed Ursus?
>
> ---------------------------------

Radio-tagged and relocated to the Brooks Range in Alaska... It's been a hell of a time getting back to civilization -n'getting this collar off is a bitch!

And, my head ain't 'round!' It's pleasantly bear-shaped, furry, and wonderful. Largest land carnivore represent!

Off to hibernate, back? Whenever.

Ciao.
woozy
post #20  on September 21, 2007 - 11:25 PM PDT  
Ah, Ursus...

just in time to say goodbye.

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