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Carbon monoxide detectors
Topic by: doozer
Posted: December 9, 2008 - 6:29 PM PST
Last Reply: December 10, 2008 - 10:48 AM PST

author topic: Carbon monoxide detectors
doozer
post #1  on December 9, 2008 - 6:29 PM PST  
I know we're in the midst of a gift giving season, so if you're stumped on what to give someone, this is my suggestion.

It's certainly not a FUN gift, but when that bastard goes off at 5am warning them of a deadly poisonous gas filling their non ventilated apartment...they might thank you later.
doozer
post #2  on December 9, 2008 - 6:30 PM PST  
Oh obviously if you don't have one you should get one also.
Catullus
post #3  on December 9, 2008 - 9:03 PM PST  
how about a device that poses as a carbon monoxide detector but instead really releases deadly gases at 5am... that would make for a much more family friendly gift imo.









only kidding of course.
but if someone is selling im buying >_>
doozer
post #4  on December 9, 2008 - 9:08 PM PST  
> On December 9, 2008 - 9:03 PM PST Catullus wrote:
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> how about a device that poses as a carbon monoxide detector but instead really releases deadly gases at 5am... that would make for a much more family friendly gift imo.
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I like your idea better than mine. Kidding is good. Hell when mine went off in my overpriced death trap this morning I stood there amazed at the fact that it even worked.
hamano
post #5  on December 10, 2008 - 5:45 AM PST  
Ooh, how about something that looks like a nice Holiday season dining-table centerpiece, with candles, which releases deadly fartlike smells? And maybe sounds as well....
NLee
post #6  on December 10, 2008 - 10:48 AM PST  
The best, most practical gift you can give to any family duirng Christmas time is...

Rechargeable Battery Family Pack

Not to mention that it is good for the environment, too.

BTW, howcome we never hear about people screaming: 'Global Warming' in the middle of winter?

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