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I choo choo choose you!
Topic by: doozer
Posted: February 13, 2009 - 10:53 AM PST
Last Reply: February 23, 2009 - 8:01 PM PST

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author topic: I choo choo choose you!
doozer
post #1  on February 13, 2009 - 10:53 AM PST  
Happy Valentines day GreenCiners
underdog
post #2  on February 13, 2009 - 11:29 AM PST  
Happy Valentine's to all!

Classic Simpsons episode, doozer. :-)


Ralphie: I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her.
Lisa: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Now you listen to me! I don't like you, I never liked you, and the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is because nobody else would!
--
"Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. [he advances the tape in slow motion]
And... now! [on the tape, Ralph gives a little whimper; Lisa groans]"

Catullus
post #3  on February 13, 2009 - 12:50 PM PST  
made up holidays -_-'

I only really like easter and only then because of cadbury mini eggs (these should be year round)
DLeonard
post #4  on February 13, 2009 - 1:47 PM PST  
> On February 13, 2009 - 10:53 AM PST doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Happy Valentines day GreenCiners
> ---------------------------------

Thanks
Happy VD Day
I mean V Day to you
doozer
post #5  on February 13, 2009 - 2:11 PM PST  
> On February 13, 2009 - 12:50 PM PST Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> made up holidays -_-'
>
> I only really like easter and only then because of cadbury mini eggs (these should be year round)
> ---------------------------------


I'm in an alarmingly cheerful mood. It has nothing to do with Valentines Day, but I can use it to be nice to people without it looking genuine!
weezy
post #6  on February 13, 2009 - 2:34 PM PST  
This makes me want to create a tshirt that says "I celebrated Valentine's Day and all I got was this crappy Venereal Disease".


> > ---------------------------------
>
> Thanks
> Happy VD Day
> I mean V Day to you
>
> ---------------------------------

doozer
post #7  on February 13, 2009 - 4:05 PM PST  
> On February 13, 2009 - 2:34 PM PST weezy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> This makes me want to create a tshirt that says "I celebrated Valentine's Day and all I got was this crappy Venereal Disease".
>
>
>
> ---------------------------------


My friends and I usually have anti Valentines Day singles parties for all of our friends. We call them Free of VD parties. Check your sig other at the door.
DLeonard
post #8  on February 14, 2009 - 1:06 PM PST  
> On February 13, 2009 - 2:34 PM PST weezy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> This makes me want to create a tshirt that says "I celebrated Valentine's Day and all I got was this crappy Venereal Disease".
>
> > > ---------------------------------
I like that.
How about "You Can't Spell Valentine's Day with VD"
or "Happy Valentine's Day Massacre Day"
doozer
post #9  on February 14, 2009 - 3:02 PM PST  
I actually like seeing people get all tarted up for Valentines Day. I don't know why. They just look all pretty and happy. Then they miss that step and fall, and I laugh.
Vanamonde
post #10  on February 14, 2009 - 8:21 PM PST  
I watched Nagisa die after giving birth (again) in that sweet but so sad amine "Clannad:After Story". And then I watch last's week's Battlestar Galactica where coup ending in execution's after the rebel Vice President had all of the elected official's murdered expect the President, who is slowly dying from cancer, but she was reunited with the Admiral she loves.

But there was chocolate covered strawberries and some music that I have not heard from the Last SeraMyu.

"I got a rock"
doozer
post #11  on February 15, 2009 - 1:26 AM PST  
Everywhere I went was overcrowded with silly couples flashing new diamonds and teddy bears. Blah. Diamonds are such a waste, I'm sorry. I'd be much more happy with a ring made of gum wrappers. I'm not big on jewelry anyway. I hate gold, I hate diamonds, I hate roses. I don't even like 50 dollar teddy bears. If a guy gave me a diamond and a ridiculously expensive teddy bear I'd leave him because he obviously doesn't know me. One of those Vermont stuffed bears holding a heart will not impress me. It will sit in my closet and collect dust. Want to impress me that bad? Get me a real live bear. Want in these panties? Get me a real live bear...holding a heart.

So instead I met up with my best friend for a Jean Pierre Jeunet movie night.
Vanamonde
post #12  on February 15, 2009 - 7:45 PM PST  
> On February 15, 2009 - 1:26 AM PST doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Want in these panties? Get me a real live bear...holding a heart.
> ---------------------------------

Did you have anyone's heart in mind? It is okay if it has stopped beating? It would be so hard to rip out of the chest and then get it to the bear and then to you while it still beats.

doozer
post #13  on February 16, 2009 - 3:54 PM PST  
> On February 15, 2009 - 7:45 PM PST Vanamonde wrote:
> ---------------------------------
>
> Did you have anyone's heart in mind? It is okay if it has stopped beating? It would be so hard to rip out of the chest and then get it to the bear and then to you while it still beats.
>
>
> ---------------------------------


While beating would definitely surpass impressive, it doesn't need to be a live one out of anybody in particular.
Battie
post #14  on February 17, 2009 - 3:13 PM PST  
Get me a book and a vibrator. XD

It reminds me of the crack last night on house, about 13's bisexuality and how she expects someone to know how to find the treasure without a map. Then the ex-plastics guy says, "You can always buy the shovel." in response to something Kumar said.

...What? I have name issues.
doozer
post #15  on February 18, 2009 - 3:23 PM PST  
> On February 17, 2009 - 3:13 PM PST Battie wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> Get me a book and a vibrator. XD
>
> It reminds me of the crack last night on house, about 13's bisexuality and how she expects someone to know how to find the treasure without a map. Then the ex-plastics guy says, "You can always buy the shovel." in response to something Kumar said.
>
> ...What? I have name issues.
> ---------------------------------


You know T-Mobile's G1 has an app that turns your phone into a sex toy with multiple settings?

Does the iphone....have an app for that?? *slaps knee*
weezy
post #16  on February 20, 2009 - 11:34 AM PST  
iPhone users don't need vibrations to get off, all they need are rumors of new Apple product releases. zzzzzzing!

i thought this onion video on the "lastest apple product" was hilarious Apple Introduces Revolutionary Laptop with No Keyboard.

hope you all had a great valentine's day!
i had a party at my house and made a sign that said, in very plain blocked lettering, "IT IS VALENTINE'S DAY." and had half-blown up brown and black balloons everywhere, to spoof the office episode where Dwight puts a sign up for Kelly that says "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY."


> You know T-Mobile's G1 has an app that turns your phone into a sex toy with multiple settings?
>
> Does the iphone....have an app for that?? *slaps knee*
> ---------------------------------

doozer
post #17  on February 20, 2009 - 9:40 PM PST  
I feel bad for polygamists on Valentine's Day. Shit must get expensive.
Vanamonde
post #18  on February 21, 2009 - 11:50 AM PST  
> On February 20, 2009 - 9:40 PM PST doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I feel bad for polygamists on Valentine's Day. Shit must get expensive.
> ---------------------------------

That is why the Prophet Muhammad and the early LDS church and it's splinter groups limited a Man to as many Wives as he can afford!

Not that their is anything right about that!


Catullus
post #19  on February 22, 2009 - 3:10 AM PST  
> On February 20, 2009 - 9:40 PM PST doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I feel bad for polygamists on Valentine's Day. Shit must get expensive.
> ---------------------------------

If I were a polygamist I wouldnt get them anyhting and say things like Jesus didn't die for your sins so you could eat chocolate and if they dont believe in jesus then I would say the prophet joseph smith jr didn't die for your sins so you could get chocolate.

And then I would get them a treadmill for christmas and some lingerie for valentines day.

Ive spent a lot of time thinking about this and If i only spend gifts on them that I will benefit from (ie cooking related or sexy related or a vacuum etc) then really its like spending the money on myself.

I think im ready for marriage, 4 or 5 of them, but just one big ceremony with all of them at once to save money.
doozer
post #20  on February 22, 2009 - 10:50 AM PST  
My ex juggled 4 girls, and this didn't bother me except that he lied about it and one of THEM told me and I felt dumb. He had himself a good setup honestly, 4 loyal girls. I can understand NOT saying something because I know I at least would have insisted that I date other people as well. Part of me wonders if there's something wrong that I didn't care about his infidelity, just that he made me look foolish.

Anyway the point is, when I saw how much he spent on all of us for Christmas I laughed for like two weeks.
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