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Topic by: Battie
Posted: June 15, 2005 - 2:24 PM PDT
Last Reply: August 10, 2005 - 4:46 PM PDT
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shiori308
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post #201
on August 2, 2005 - 6:48 PM PDT
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Woozy don't ruin Chamelion's fun! We only leave you out of things because we know that you are happy in your misery, if you weren't you wouldn't point it out all the time. (Now if you were egocentric like me you would reference yourself as if you were part of the fun even if you weren't, like I have by saying "we only leave you out of things" and so on and so forth even though I am fully aware that I also haven't had too much influence on this conversation.) Just remember woozy, you are like Eeyore(sp?), nobody says they love you because it would be futile to do with your pessimistic attitude but we all do in all sincerity.
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woozy
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post #202
on August 2, 2005 - 9:50 PM PDT
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> Woozy don't ruin Chamelion's fun!
Far be it from me to ruin anyone's fun. It's just... sniff, sniff, I'd like to raise little monsters with Battie too... and sniff, sniff, ... I like being wooed too. snurt....
..>Just remember woozy, you are like Eeyore(sp?), nobody says they love you because it would be futile to do with your pessimistic attitude
Yes, but every now and then people crowd around eyeore and jump on him and rub his belly and smother him with kisses. They just never did it when Milne was their taking notes. And when they did Eyeore felt very happy and was loved and bought them all ice-cream and it was the happiest day of his life.
...woozy stands in the corner whistling and waiting...
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Chamelion
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post #203
on August 3, 2005 - 4:09 AM PDT
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heterosexual snit.... > ---------------------------------
Heterosexual snit??????
Is THAT what they're calling it now-a-days???
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Chamelion
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post #204
on August 3, 2005 - 4:13 AM PDT
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> And if you recall, you had a CUTE tentacle baby you wanted to share with Shiori. I, however, wanted to make villainous tentacle babies with the lizard. >
'The Lizard'??? I'm now referred to in a 'Thing' category? If we're going to be producing cute little tentacle babies to raise into evil monstrous beings... I'd at least like to be addressed in a more direct, personable way! Guinee pig or NOT :)
Must be another one of your 'Heterosexual snits' going on?
Ah well... one must weigh the positives against the negatives!
Now, Woozy... Me thinks Battie has nuttin against you in terms of birthing babies... I just appear to be more focused on the task.
Speaking of the task, when we getting started? :)
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Chamelion
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post #205
on August 3, 2005 - 4:15 AM PDT
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I am fully aware that I also haven't had too much influence on this conversation> ---------------------------------
No, but apparently you've been quite the Voyeur :)
*Draws curtains around Battie and I..............*
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woozy
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post #206
on August 3, 2005 - 8:40 AM PDT
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> *Draws curtains around Battie and I..............* >
*jealous woozy hurrumphs and childishly points out the gramatic error to shiori*
*cygnus tssks at such a transparent ploy and points out what an atrocious speller and careless typer woozy is. Tears well in woozy's eyes and cygnus smooths his hair and makes comfortable cooing quacking noises in his ear.* |
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sinisterguffaw
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post #207
on August 3, 2005 - 11:30 AM PDT
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Woozy wrote: > > Sigh, everyone's pairing off ... and I'm getting no closer to my hearts true desire... > > > > --------------------------------- Shiori Responded: > Don't know if I can help you with that one, but Cygnus can be Kurumi's lesbian lover. I'm sure Sinny won't mind. Hey I only got two arms and no tentacles but I can spread the love just as much as the next hentai monster! > > ---------------------------------
You bet I'm cool with it. Sounds delightfully SINful! But Kurumi's "friend," Sake, will be sad that it wasn't her that Kurumi eventually succumbed to. |
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shiori308
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post #208
on August 3, 2005 - 1:21 PM PDT
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> On August 3, 2005 - 11:30 AM PDT sinisterguffaw wrote:
But Kurumi's "friend," Sake, > ---------------------------------
Is this what your new avatar is? Please explain the background history. |
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Battie
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post #209
on August 3, 2005 - 6:37 PM PDT
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> On August 3, 2005 - 4:13 AM PDT Chamelion wrote: > --------------------------------- > > > And if you recall, you had a CUTE tentacle baby you wanted to share with Shiori. I, however, wanted to make villainous tentacle babies with the lizard. > > > > 'The Lizard'??? I'm now referred to in a 'Thing' category? If we're going to be producing cute little tentacle babies to raise into evil monstrous beings... I'd at least like to be addressed in a more direct, personable way! Guinee pig or NOT :) > > Must be another one of your 'Heterosexual snits' going on? > > Ah well... one must weigh the positives against the negatives! > > Now, Woozy... Me thinks Battie has nuttin against you in terms of birthing babies... I just appear to be more focused on the task. > > Speaking of the task, when we getting started? :) > > C > ---------------------------------
Oops. With Chamelion then. ;)
A heterosexual snit, huh? Hmph.
You're asking ME? You're the male! I'm supposed to wait submissively for you to take the initiative! *snicker* |
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SonjaBlue
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post #210
on August 3, 2005 - 8:55 PM PDT
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In woozy's defence, he has done such an adequate job of playing with himself, talking to himself -- whatever, that I would be quite content to cheer him on in silence, as an afterthought, or not at all.
To Battie and Chamelion:
Should your union yield malevolent things with wings that fly in my direction, I'll not think twice of following them home and staking the lot of you.
To Shiori and Sinisterguffaw (Drunken Shiori excluded):
Keep the don't-touch-me-there tentacle babies restrained or Eoliano, The Sicilian Chef, becomes the surprised beneficiary of freshly-sliced Calamari and two sides (one small, one tall) of extremely rare red meat.
Since woozy likes to watch, he would be allowed to stay, but should he get in the way, he becomes an acceptable "accidental" loss. The Sicilian then gets a chance to season little blue cubes to taste. |
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Chamelion
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post #211
on August 4, 2005 - 4:23 AM PDT
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> > To Battie and Chamelion: > > Should your union yield malevolent things with wings that fly in my direction, I'll not think twice of following them home and staking the lot of you.
I guess then we'd better train them to not only fly, feast and fester among the victims of the world... but to use Stealth as well :)
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Chamelion
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post #212
on August 4, 2005 - 4:25 AM PDT
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> > Oops. With Chamelion then. ;)
MUCH better!
> > A heterosexual snit, huh? Hmph.
Dunno, but that Phrase is forever going to be stuck with me now!
> > You're asking ME? You're the male! I'm supposed to wait submissively for you to take the initiative! *snicker* > ---------------------------------
It's the 21st century, women are as capable of dominating a situation as any male! But, I suppose since we are working on tentacle'd beasts... agressiveness is a necessity!
*Pulls Battie behind the curtain with him.... other's imaginations now kick into over drive.*
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woozy
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post #213
on August 4, 2005 - 9:20 AM PDT
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> *Pulls Battie behind the curtain with him.... other's imaginations now kick into over drive.* > > ---------------------------------
*blue square woozy, now in an utter jealous rage with eyes flashing sparks and skin turning purple, rips the curtain down so it covers the mass. He jumps on the undulating fabric with his small square feet. It really doesn't make a difference. He calls out to others in the audience, "little help?". cygnus just looks and shakes her head sadly. "...sonja?" he pleads desparately. suddenly a thought pops into him. "Hey! Battie suggested creating tentacle monsters and raising them but how... neither of you guys are tentacle monsters and spontaneous generation was disproved two centuries ago!", he cries. He stomps up and down some more. "Get off my step-daughter," he cries without thinking about the utter presumptiousness and complete inaccuracy of the claim. No one pays attention to him.*
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Battie
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post #214
on August 4, 2005 - 2:33 PM PDT
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> On August 3, 2005 - 8:55 PM PDT SonjaBlue wrote: > --------------------------------- > To Battie and Chamelion: > > Should your union yield malevolent things with wings that fly in my direction, I'll not think twice of following them home and staking the lot of you. > > To Shiori and Sinisterguffaw (Drunken Shiori excluded): > > Keep the don't-touch-me-there tentacle babies restrained or Eoliano, The Sicilian Chef, becomes the surprised beneficiary of freshly-sliced Calamari and two sides (one small, one tall) of extremely rare red meat. > > Since woozy likes to watch, he would be allowed to stay, but should he get in the way, he becomes an acceptable "accidental" loss. The Sicilian then gets a chance to season little blue cubes to taste. > ---------------------------------
*sniff* How can you be so cruel!? We'd never sic them on GC folks. That'd be so rude!
Why can't you just accept them as possible partners in havoc?? *waaaaah* |
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Battie
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post #215
on August 4, 2005 - 3:00 PM PDT
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> On August 4, 2005 - 9:20 AM PDT woozy wrote: > --------------------------------- > *blue square woozy, now in an utter jealous rage with eyes flashing sparks and skin turning purple, rips the curtain down so it covers the mass. He jumps on the undulating fabric with his small square feet. It really doesn't make a difference. He calls out to others in the audience, "little help?". cygnus just looks and shakes her head sadly. "...sonja?" he pleads desparately. suddenly a thought pops into him. "Hey! Battie suggested creating tentacle monsters and raising them but how... neither of you guys are tentacle monsters and spontaneous generation was disproved two centuries ago!", he cries. He stomps up and down some more. "Get off my step-daughter," he cries without thinking about the utter presumptiousness and complete inaccuracy of the claim. No one pays attention to him.* > ---------------------------------
Inaccuracy is such an understatement.
And who says my real father wasn't tentacled, eh? I wanted the lizard genes! Mixed with the battie genes...and the tetacnles ones...Well, I figure we'll have some really kick-ass tentacled monsters!
*Battie untangles herself from a tail and kicks the weird, angry blue thing into a corner. Then she grabs the curtain and puts it back up after saying, "Damn, these roaches are getting weirder and weirder..not to mention bigger. Better call an exterminator." |
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woozy
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post #216
on August 4, 2005 - 3:50 PM PDT
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> *Battie untangles herself from a tail and kicks the weird, angry blue thing into a corner. Then she grabs the curtain and puts it back up after saying, "Damn, these roaches are getting weirder and weirder..not to mention bigger. Better call an exterminator." > ---------------------------------
*cygnus giggles but woozy is very close to tears. Why does this keep happening to his friends? First Sonja, then IronS, and now Battie! Lizard genes, phoo! he thinks. Wha' 'bout blue tough skin nearly indestructable genes? What about eyes that flash fire genes? What about earth-shaking horrific growl ge.... oh, wait, he doesn't have those, but he does have the eyes flashing fire genes. Surely those are more impressive then changing color genes. And wit! Surely he's displayed wit genes in spades! He looks to cygnus for sympathy. She shrugs and wanders to see if IronS wants to share a SharfenBerger Dark bar with her or if maybe she can split a bottle of X-rated fusion with drunken shiori. "It's pink," she coaxes.*
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shiori308
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post #217
on August 5, 2005 - 12:31 AM PDT
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> On August 3, 2005 - 8:55 PM PDT SonjaBlue wrote: > ---------------------------------
> > To Shiori and Sinisterguffaw (Drunken Shiori excluded): > > ---------------------------------
So if Drunken Shiori were to begin raising tentacle hell-babies no one would stand in her way?...hmmmm...
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Chamelion
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post #218
on August 5, 2005 - 3:54 AM PDT
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> > *Battie untangles herself from a tail and kicks the weird, angry blue thing into a corner. Then she grabs the curtain and puts it back up after saying, "Damn, these roaches are getting weirder and weirder..not to mention bigger. Better call an exterminator."
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Peeking out from the undulated mass of blankets and sheets, Chamelion scrutinizes the weird blue thing in the corner, and disappearing back under, he whispers to Battie "Exterminator? Thinks we need someone more in turn to Sigourny Weaver!"
Oohs, Ahhs and Mmmmms resume.
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Chamelion
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post #219
on August 5, 2005 - 3:57 AM PDT
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> On August 5, 2005 - 12:31 AM PDT shiori308 wrote: > --------------------------------- > > On August 3, 2005 - 8:55 PM PDT SonjaBlue wrote: > > --------------------------------- > > > > > To Shiori and Sinisterguffaw (Drunken Shiori excluded): > > > > --------------------------------- > > So if Drunken Shiori were to begin raising tentacle hell-babies no one would stand in her way?...hmmmm... > > ---------------------------------
Maybe not stand in your way, but Battie and I may think you should come up with something more original then to try to copy off of our evil plans! :) I miss the days I could sketch decently... really, I ought to 'produce' these little darlings for all to see ;)
Woozy - should be noted that THESE Lizard genes are very very special! Color changing is just ONE aspect of what a good, healthy Chamelion can do... especially, THIS Chamelion! :)
Oops, sorry, got diverted from the oh-so important and pleasurable task at hand!
Once again, disappears under covers
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woozy
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post #220
on August 5, 2005 - 9:37 AM PDT
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> Woozy - should be noted that THESE Lizard genes are very very special! Color changing is just ONE aspect of what a good, healthy Chamelion can do... especially, THIS Chamelion! :) > *bitter* I'm sure you're a nice enough guy but *sheesh* you work fast. As for other aspects... well ... I'm not saying I doubt it, but you haven't properly had to display them, have you. *mutters to self* half a dozen posts and now he's getting it on with the absolute coolest person on these boards... unFREAKINbelievable... and she goes along with it ...unbelievable...
*snurf* Well, if I'm not going to get any sympathy from my gal-pals.... *turns to sinnyg and thinks "good old reliable sinnyg; comrade in misery"* ... sinny, I can't believe she chose him, can you? I mean, we've got everything he does and more, right? right? |
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