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Erotic/Adult film directed by women
Topic by: doozer
Posted: August 27, 2007 - 10:28 AM PDT
Last Reply: May 7, 2010 - 11:08 PM PDT

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author topic: Erotic/Adult film directed by women
Catullus
post #21  on August 28, 2007 - 11:05 PM PDT  
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
doozer
post #22  on August 28, 2007 - 11:13 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 10:35 PM PDT woozy wrote:
>
> Well, yeah "her". "He" wouldn't have a nice sweet bare round bosum for your fingers to caress, would he?
>
>
> ---------------------------------


I wouldn't know. I'm a nerdy, anti-social, video game, comic book girl. Unless he's a superhero, anti-villain, or a black knight gone paladin, I'm probably not interested ^_^
doozer
post #23  on August 28, 2007 - 11:14 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:05 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I put on my robe and wizard hat...
> ---------------------------------


I just spit diet Dr. Pepper onto myself ._.
Catullus
post #24  on August 28, 2007 - 11:20 PM PDT  
woozy made me do it... >_<
doozer
post #25  on August 28, 2007 - 11:21 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:20 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> woozy made me do it... >_<
> ---------------------------------


I don't doubt it he sure seems to be a bad influence!
woozy
post #26  on August 28, 2007 - 11:46 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:05 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I put on my robe and wizard hat...
> ---------------------------------

Unfortunately, I don't get the reference.



> On August 28, 2007 - 11:13 PM PDT doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > ---------------------------------
> Unless he's a superhero, anti-villain, or a black knight gone paladin, I'm probably not interested ^_^
> ---------------------------------

Well, I suppose a superhero could have a weird trait that he grows a nice soft sweet bosum every once in a while ... but that'd be kind of weird.>

> I just spit diet Dr. Pepper onto myself ._.
> ---------------------------------

Oh, dear. We need to get you cleaned up. Please remove all your clothes and I'll get you a nice warm fluffy hand-towell.

> On August 28, 2007 - 11:21 PM PDT doozer wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> > On August 28, 2007 - 11:20 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> > ---------------------------------
> > woozy made me do it... >_<
> > ---------------------------------
>
>
> I don't doubt it he sure seems to be a bad influence!
> ---------------------------------

I am *not*. I get smart funny women like you to talk about boobs and that's a *good* thing!

woozy
post #27  on August 28, 2007 - 11:50 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:05 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I put on my robe and wizard hat...
> ---------------------------------

Okay, I looked it up. Still not worth losing Dr. Pepper over.

Now if your breasts were bourbon...

doozer
post #28  on August 28, 2007 - 11:56 PM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:50 PM PDT woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
>
> Okay, I looked it up. Still not worth losing Dr. Pepper over.
>
> Now if your breasts were bourbon...
>
>
> ---------------------------------



When you're as big a dork I am, it's funny!
Catullus
post #29  on August 28, 2007 - 11:58 PM PDT  
lol if you really looked it up and dont think its funny idk what to tell you >_<

warning adult humour and content

warning adult humour and content

Maybe im still very immature but I lol everytime I read this, for realz.
doozer
post #30  on August 29, 2007 - 12:09 AM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:58 PM PDT Catullus wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> lol if you really looked it up and dont think its funny idk what to tell you >_<
>
> warning adult humour and content
>
> warning adult humour and content
>
> Maybe im still very immature but I lol everytime I read this, for realz.
> ---------------------------------


I giggle like a pack of 11 year old boys who dug an old Playboy out of the trashcan.



"Don't f*** with me b****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands." I say this when people bother me. Actually. I just realized how sad that was.
woozy
post #31  on August 29, 2007 - 12:09 AM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 11:56 PM PDT doozer wrote:
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> When you're as big a dork I am, it's funny!
> ---------------------------------
No, it *is* funny. I just missed the reference the first time around.
Battie
post #32  on August 29, 2007 - 11:05 AM PDT  
Oh jeez, that was freakin' funny. I liked Parter8. He was amusing, rotfl.
woozy
post #33  on August 29, 2007 - 11:29 AM PDT  
> On August 29, 2007 - 11:05 AM PDT Battie wrote:
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> Oh jeez, that was freakin' funny. I liked Parter8. He was amusing, rotfl.
> ---------------------------------

Wow! Those are even funnier if you read them!

Battie
post #34  on August 29, 2007 - 6:02 PM PDT  
So I was watching Colour Me Kubrick (which arrived in an extraordinary three days! Extraordinary because nothing coming from California arrives in three days, ever!) and saw two people that were familiar. The first was one of the guys from Torchwood. The second made me pause at the immediate thought: "I've seen him naked."

Now, I didn't know where I'd seen him naked. Or just how MUCH of him I'd seen naked. But I was sure I'd seen at least part of him naked. That was very disconcerting. ._O Took me fifteen minutes to realize he was in Showtime's Tudors. >_<

I also had someone call me "Sir" in an email. Lovely.

Oh, then there was petting a dog's belly...I think it went wee in excitement because my hand got wet. >_< (I'm not entirely sure $25 is enough to dogsit that puppy for three or four days. She is very...hyper. O_O) I am such a cat person. <_<


But back to erotic film made by women...Can no one think of anything else? That's really sad. ._.
woozy
post #35  on August 29, 2007 - 9:56 PM PDT  
> On August 29, 2007 - 6:02 PM PDT Battie wrote:
> ---------------------------------
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> I also had someone call me "Sir" in an email. Lovely.
>
Better than being called "Ma'am" on the phone! Grrrrr. I *hate* that!
NLee
post #36  on August 30, 2007 - 8:36 AM PDT  
> On August 28, 2007 - 7:53 PM PDT woozy wrote:
> ---------------------------------
> I wonder if gay men are ever attracted to (women's) breasts. I also wonder if straight men will ever admit to being attracted to male bodies and if so what they notice. (Ha! I simply can't imagine NLee copping up to anything like that.)
> ---------------------------------

"I'm not gay. I just have a wide stance!"
woozy
post #37  on August 30, 2007 - 2:41 PM PDT  
> On August 30, 2007 - 8:36 AM PDT NLee wrote:
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> "I'm not gay. I just have a wide stance!"
>
> ---------------------------------

So brushing your fingerips over a smoothly angular chest, smooth and soft on the surface but taut and steely below the surface, smelling the salt-sweet perspiration misting the small in a muscular back, holding your firm muscular hands around a flat waist with solid abdominable musle that hint of the potential of squeezing like a boa constrictor but being still for you, and kissing the manly lips and feeling the fine rasp of soft and even stuble and a chiseled jaw, doesn't hold any appeal to you?

NLee
post #38  on August 30, 2007 - 4:45 PM PDT  
Impressive woozy! We just saw another side of you we never knew existed before. (I bet you just gave Battie a 'Big-O', but that could be an unintended side-effect)

Now let's see how long before hamano chimes in. He has been suspiciously missing from this thread.
Battie
post #39  on August 30, 2007 - 6:06 PM PDT  
> On August 30, 2007 - 4:45 PM PDT NLee wrote:
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> Impressive woozy! We just saw another side of you we never knew existed before. (I bet you just gave Battie a 'Big-O', but that could be an unintended side-effect)
>
> Now let's see how long before hamano chimes in. He has been suspiciously missing from this thread.
>
> ---------------------------------

#1: Nope, but close. XD

#2: Hamano has been absent from all threads. Methinks he's busy with that Other Life. You know, something they call 'reality.' Fah. Liars!

#3: My friend dragged me to see Betty in HR and talk to her about my application. And apparently she didn't realize I'd applied, so she's going to hand my app off to management. ._O So maybe I might have a job in a week or three. *cries*

Those were happy tears. ._.
woozy
post #40  on August 30, 2007 - 8:23 PM PDT  
> On August 30, 2007 - 6:06 PM PDT Battie wrote:
> ---------------------------------

>
> #1: Nope, but close. XD
>
Really? I was worried that it wasn't as convincing as the bosom petting I tried to talk doozer into.

> #2: Hamano has been absent from all threads. Methinks he's busy with that Other Life. You know, something they call 'reality.'

Speaking of reality I just discovered "2nd Life". Kinda dull but I have a pretty avatar. I don't know why they make it so you can get naked and then tell you *not* to get naked. I found some really nice free necklaces that really accentuate her wardrobe in the "mature" areas where they let her take her shirt off.

>
> #3: My friend dragged me to see Betty in HR and talk to her about my application. And apparently she didn't realize I'd applied, so she's going to hand my app off to management. ._O So maybe I might have a job in a week or three. *cries*
>
You have my sympathy.

> Those were happy tears. ._.
> ---------------------------------

Not for long they won't be.
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