Summer Hollywood movie most likely to suck?

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Transformers (Michael Bay, say no more)
17% (43 votes)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (Could it be more fantastic than the first one?)
11% (27 votes)
Live Free or Die Hard (Can't this series die already?)
7% (17 votes)
Nancy Drew (We're holding out for the Hardy Boys blockbuster)
7% (18 votes)
Hairspray (Travolta in the Divine/Fierstein role?)
12% (30 votes)
Surf's Up (Another freakin' penguin 'toon?)
7% (19 votes)
All of the above, all shall suck equally.
38% (97 votes)
Other (comment below)
2% (4 votes)
Total votes: 255


summer sux

All look terrible plus Evan Almighty and the new Harry Potter are heading to suxville, too. Wasn't there a time when good summer movies were released, i.e. Total Recall, Robocop, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Terminator? Action thrillers made with intelligent audiences in mind?

where's "All of the Above"

But if I had to choose one, I'd say the Fantastic Four will be hard to beat with regards to suckiness.

Why, good point.

I think we'll add that choice right now. ;-) Well, the FF movie is unlikely to be less sucky than the first one, so it's got that going for it. Yeah, tough choices. I vote for the Michael Bay movie just for the sheer amount of money wasted per minute.

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