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Worst Rock / Dance Musicals- EVER
List creator: evilcupcakes
Created on: April 12, 2003 - 1:52 PM PDT
Description: So bad they're good... well sort of...

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The Apple (1980)
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  GLITTER BEARD! This is the creme de la creme of misguided glam rock musicals. A DEFINATE must see. And don't blink or you will miss Yma Sumac!
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
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  The Village People. Steve Guttenberg. PLEASE stop the music!
Xanadu (1980)
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  Roller skating muses, Animated sequence. Gene Kelly roller boogies.
Tommy (1975)
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  Roger Daltry hanglides, Jack Nicholson sings. For the love of god see Quadrophenia instead!
Flashdance (1983)
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  Body double in a bad wig. Yeah right, she's a welder.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (25th Aniversary Edition) (1975)
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  Ok ok, this one was INTENTIONALLY campy. and the sound track rocks. An Tim Curry is the only man in drag I lust for.
Footloose (1984)
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  Na I gadda cut looz, fooloos, bick up ya tundee chooz... what is he SAYING!?
Staying Alive (1983)
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  Insert sarcastic alternate "Dead" title here.
Eddie and the Cruisers (1983)
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  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... is he dead? Is he alive? No, he's in a coma induced by this movie!
Heavy Metal (1981)
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  because nothing exhibits the spirit of heavy metal music like "Open Arms" by Journey.
Streets of Fire (1984)
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  People! Really! What was the POINT!!!! Back when people were still impressed by the Moonwalk.
Showgirls (1995)
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  She vomits! She shags like an epilectic! She menstrates! She swallows burgers whole! She's a DANCER!!!!
Spice World (1998)
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  Actually, I LIKED this movie. Very perky and tongue-in-cheek, but high annoyance factor.
The Pirates of Penzance (1980)
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  Rex Smith, Linda Ronstadt, and a boatload of pain.
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
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  Paul Williams creeps me out. This movies is kinda fun. Jessica Harper alert!
The Wiz (1978)
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  The music is fun, but that's about it. Oh, and Michael Jackson was still more talented than scary at that point.
Pennies From Heaven (1981)
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  This creepy Steve Martin movie has some interesting moments, but.... the lipstick on the nipples thing, and the blind girl, and the abortion... UGH! Chris Walken dances though! Jessica Harper alert!
Popeye (1980)
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  *weeps*
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
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  OH SWEET JESUS! What the hell is this thing? Proof that they shot the wrong guy.
Grease 2 (1982)
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  You know, the worst thing about this movie is that you will be singing "Cool Rider" for the rest of your natural life.
Hair (1979)
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  OK, Hair has an amazing soundtrack (better than the stage play), some excellent choreography, and some fantastic direction. HOWEVER. The rest of it is an incoherent mess. Must have been the drugs.
Glitter (2001)
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  Watch this and you will need more Thorazine than Mariah Carey.
Crossroads (2002)
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  KILL HER
Moulin Rouge (2001)
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  This thing is an epileptic nightmare, a Grand Guginol of pop music butchery, and the only cd my mother brought on a 3 week cross-country road trip we took together.
2Gether: The Original Movie (2001)
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Not Rated
  OK Greencine, where are Thank God It's Friday? Shock Treatment? KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park? Lisztomania? The Pirate Movie?

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