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| Double Agent 73 (1970)
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| Superspy gets camera implanted in floppy, stretchmarked circus-sized breast. Film at 11. |
| Deadly Weapons (1970)
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| Woman seeks vengeance suffocating men with floppy, stretchmarked circus-sized breasts. Is there a better way to die? |
| Nude on the Moon (1960)
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| Got $3 million and a Buck Rogers helmet? You too can fly to the moon (a.ka. Florida) and see topless, telepathic chicks! |
| Blood Feast (1963)
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| Landmark slasher film, but still putrid. Dig the spraypainted hair and cow tongues! |
| Dolemite (1975)
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| New drinking game - see how many times you can spot the boom mic in the frame. |
| The Human Tornado (1976)
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| Dolemite gets older, fatter, and kills some white guys in there somewhere. Joy. |
| Mask (1985)
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| You cried for the Elephant Man - now laugh at Eric Stoltz. |
| The Street Fighter (1974)
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| Before every battle, is he focusing his Chi or clearing his throat? You make the call. |
| Mystery Science Theater 3000: Manos, Hands of Fate (1993)
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| Family invites themselves in remote, scary house. They suffered...now so will you. |
| Gigli (2003)
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| Chasing Amy sans humor, plot and charm...yet still has Ben Affleck. Go figure. |
| Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
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| To paraphrase Ed Wood - "What do you have if you take a crappy movie and put stars in it? Crap with stars!" |
| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
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| In the DVD extras, Connery reveals that he passed on The Matrix and LOTR, but signed on for this. Laughing yet? |
| Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
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| What's funnier - the fact that an Oscar winner penned this derivative trash or the actors' DVD interviews saying how wonderful this film was? |
| Anaconda (1997)
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| Know what's scary about this movie? More than one person paid to see it. |
| American Psycho 2 (2002)
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| Mistake #1: Kill off Patrick Bateman in first 5 minutes. Mistake #2: Add in William Shatner. |
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