So Bad That We Couldn't Finish Watching Them

List creator: spazgirl Created on: November 7, 2002 - 5:17 AM PST Description: We tried, but we just couldn't do it.

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	movie title	related list	average rating	MPAA rating	watch	rent	buy
	Hugo Pool (1997)
We didn't get to the love interest part. For Alyssa Milano fetishists only.
	Timecode (2000)
Silly "experiment" and ridiculous "plots" and a waste of some good talent. Hard to watch.
	Choose Me (1984)
Cheesy and dated film - what was the "critical acclaim" all about?
	One Night at McCool's (2001)
Completely ridiculous, another waste of good talent. She's intriguing, but not *that* intriguing.
	Small Time Crooks (2000)
Woody whines, as usual, but it's hard to take when the story is so bad.
	Meet the Parents (Special Edition) (2000)
Lots of people thought this was really, really funny. We failed to see any humor here. Maybe it's all in the second half.
	Bandits (2001)
The first 10 minutes were interesting, but it was downhill from there. We turned it off when Bruce and Kate did their duet of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
	Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Not scary, not funny, blatantly predictable a la Disney. What was this one trying to be? Whatever it was, it didn't work.
	The New Guy (2002)
This could have been a funny teen movie, but it's not. A waste of a lot of good talent.
	Roger Dodger (2002)
I couldn't get past the inanity of the first lesson - voyeurism tips. No widescreen, dizzying handheld camera, and really dumb screenplay.
	Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
The books were great, but the movie wasn't adapted well and it stars Sandra Bullock.
	The Man from Elysian Fields (2001)
Flimsy plot and boring acting.
	Austin Powers: Goldmember (2002)
If there were as many laughs as there were product placements, maybe it might have been funny.
	Friends Forever (2001)			Not Rated
I guess I am now officially old since the crazy antics of an indie "band" just bored me.
	Cold Creek Manor (2003)
We forgot that we didn't like Timecode. This was so very bad. Bad bad bad.