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Moulin Rouge (2001)
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| I said to myself that this had to get better in 5 minute intervals. Too bad I started asking after the first 5 minute. |
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Wolf (1994)
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| Next time you see Jack in LA, make sure you have a golf club handy. |
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Surviving the Game (1994)
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| After this movie, I developed a simple lithmus test for viewing movies: never see another movie with F. Murray Abraham; seeing a fat and overweight Rutger Hauer is just depressing |
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Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
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| I saw another movie with F. Murray Abraham; tattooed "Never see another F. Murray Abraham movie" to my forehead. How do you go from winning an oscar to this? |
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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
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| Hope Shatner can sing, cuz he sure can't direct. Maybe god doesn't need a spaceship, but this movie needs one to take it far, far away. |
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Point of No Return (1993)
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| Never see an action film with Bridget Fonda |
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Kiss of the Dragon (2001)
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| "Never see an action film with Bridget Fonda" now also tattoed on the ole knoggin. |
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The Mummy Collection (Disc 1 of 2) (1999)
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| Not just bad, but annoying. |
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The Mummy Returns (Deluxe Edition) (2001)
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| I saw The Mummy. Why did I see this? What was I thinking? |
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Crash (1996)
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| Couldn't make it through it. I stopped watching somewhere in between the characters groping themselves and whoever was in arm's reach (which could be just about anywhere in the first half) |
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Angel Eyes (2001)
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| Stuck around hoping that there was something more was going to happen. This would have been a bad movie of the week. Was hoping for something like Out of Sight, but better to put this one out of mind. |
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Dead Presidents (1995)
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| It just got lost somewhere on the trip back from Vietnam. |
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The Net (1995)
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| Deep sea trolling would have been more entertaining. |
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Lolita (1962)
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| I'm sure it is a quality film, but I couldn't make it through it. It was just very clear the difficulting in translating the qualities of a renowned literary book doesn't easily transfer to the wide screen. |
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Last Man Standing (1996)
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| Bruce trying to be Clint - Bad Idea. Bruce trying to be Toshiro Mifune - what was anyone thinking? |