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miscellaneous shit i've seen
List creator: danofthedead
Created on: September 12, 2005 - 2:57 PM PDT
Description: movies for potheads who relish nudity and violence (plus some other stuff)

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Basket Case (1982)
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Not Rated
  A minor classic recommended for its cheap gore and foam rubber puppet stump-raping a broad with an unconvincing wig.
The Beyond (1981)
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Not Rated
  You will be tempted to fast-forward but you will be rewarded even if you don't. David Warbeck also appears in the fine film "Ratman."
The Blob (1988)
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  CLASSIC-this movie fucks your ASS! Has some of the best gory sfx scenes of the '80's. Includes an annoying little boy getting killed, which is always a plus.
The Cat (1992)
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  An insane offering from the director of "The Seventh Curse" and "The Story of Ricky." Lots of love baked into this bad boy that has plenty of insipid but entertaining special effects and gore. Sort of a hybrid of Cat's Eye, That Darn Cat, and The Thing. Highly recommended.
C.H.U.D. (1984)
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  This is actually an enjoyable movie with HEART. And HEART always wins out in the end. Daniel Stern gives as fine a performance as any in his career. There's an easter egg on the disc that's worth checking out because it contains tits.
Cabin Fever (2002)
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  Highly recommended. Steals well from many of my favorite movies and does it more gooder than most. Disc has a hidden feature that includes topless porn stars.
Candyman (1992)
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  One of the better Slasher franchises and a pretty good debut. This is one where Clive Barker really does a good job.
Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
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Not Rated
  One of the worst movies in John Saxon's career. My favorite part is when an underaged chick lifts her dress up showing panties and a little trim. Then John Saxon bites her.
Cannibal Ferox (1981)
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Not Rated
  If you're like me, you hate animals. And if that's the case, you'll love this movie. Also see titties get punished for being too small.
A Cat in the Brain (1990)
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Not Rated
  A sweet flick for Fulci fans. The director stars as himself in another of his string of indispensible splatter epics, replete with heaps of goopy gore and also many tits. My most favorite scene is when a tyke on a trike gets his lil' noggin chainsawed off. Has literally scads of tits, too. Also check out the director's Touch of Death.
Cheerleader Camp (1988)
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  Your basic tits-and-some-mild-gore slasher flick. Also kind of feels like "NERDS" minus the bush. Who you kiddin'. Ya know you already love this movie. Features a fat kid's ass stuck in a van window plus Leif Garrett for added cheese appeal.
Creepshow (1982)
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  An entertaining movie that reminds me of watching late-night movies on HBO in the '80's. My favorite vignette has E.G. Marshall battling cockroaches and has the best lines and the best payoff in the film.
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
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Not Rated
  This movie has a message. It also has a zombie's dome getting clipped by helicopter blades.
Day of the Dead (1985)
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Not Rated
  Not one of my favorites. Not horribly entertaining unless Rhodes or Frankenstein are on the screen. This movie redeems itself with a metric ton of great gore.
Dead Alive (1992)
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Not Rated
  Much dismemberment. An obvious classic. Has a sweet, mushy quality that some other gore epics lack.
Dead Heat (1988)
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  One of the greatest films I've ever seen. Joe Piscopo is phenomenal. Includes the best fast-rotting zombie sequence you'll ever see plus a Chinese restaurant with living dead meat.
Demons (1985)
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Not Rated
  A masterpiece that should be seen by all. Proof that characterization and plot are not necessary to a movie. Highly recommended. 17 stars.
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977)
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Not Rated
  Joe D'Amato's sleazy piss on exploitation's cannibal subgenre. No shortage of fur in this fun little romp, folks! Toss in some decent gore and you've got a film with major appeal.
Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (1986)
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  If they didn't fog out the good parts, this would be a great film. As it stands, you get a skinless hermaphroditic monster's snake-cock bursting through a woman's chest while it bangs her.
Entrails of a Virgin (1986)
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Not Rated
  Mostly lame but has a memorable severed arm masturbation scene and a mud monster ripping the titular entrails out through a skanky snatch.
The Evil Dead (1983)
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Not Rated
  If you don't love the scene where tree roots free a chick's tits from her clothes, the terrorists win.
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
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Not Rated
  My favorite of the series features the best of the Ash's-chainsaw-hand years.
Final Destination 2 (2003)
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  Better than the first in the catastrophic loss of life department.
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
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  Stupid but highly entertaining. The titular battle is fantastic and the movie really fleshes out some more of the Freddy character than we've seen before. Note that the Jason here is just as good as his much-ballyhooed predecessor.
Friday the 13th (Deluxe Edition) (1980)
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Not Rated
  Come for Kevin Bacon's neck puncturing. Stay for a bunch of other stuff happenning.
Friday the 13th, Part 2 (Deluxe Edition) (1981)
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  A cripple gets a machete in the face, then rolls and tumbles down stairs. Come On! How great is that?!
Friday the 13th, Part 3 (Deluxe Edition) (1982)
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  Eye squeezed out of head. Harpoon bolt through the eye. Sliced through the crotch while hand-walking. Total fucking godhead.
Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter (1984)
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  More of the same and that's A-OK. A nice cervix wrenching(think neck, pervert) and scads of fancy kills.
Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (1985)
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  The shitty "fake Jason" one. Makes up for its awfulness by quality of tit shots and the crapper impaling. Don't forget a fat mental patient gets axed in the back and dismembered. Actually, this is a good one.
Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives (1986)
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  Not my favorite but has some decent kills. My favoite kill is the cop who gets his back broken.
Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)
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  The cuts made to this movie make my teeth clench. This film is elevated by the unprecedented underwater shot of a chick's snatch and is generally good for repeat viewings.
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
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  Mostly atrocious but picks up a little about halfway through. Good for one or two viewings. Jason dissolves in toxic waste in this one.
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
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  One of the best splatter movies of the atrocious 1990's. Quentin Tarantino's involvement guarantee that this film has plenty of nods to badass films of the past.
Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh & Blood/Making of Guinea Pig (2002)
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Not Rated
  Very impressive but I wouldn't say it looks very realistic. Watchable only if you like 20-some minutes of gore. I do. The making of featurette is pretty entertaining actually.
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
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  A great movie for a Saturday afternoon. A low-key slasher that's unusual in that it doesn't stick to the basic formula. Has five or six twists and revelations at the end as well as two phenomenal "shock" kills and the famous kabob death that used to be on the video cover.
The Heroic Trio (1992)
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High Tension (2003)
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Not Rated
  Best slasher film ever. Beats anything out there. Really lives up to its title and has a shitload of gory payoffs.
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
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  Watchable. Mainly this movie's proof that Wes Craven is an overrated hack.
House (Disc 1 of 2) (1986)
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  A good movie that moves at a good clip. Richard Moll has a nice role here. Recommended viewing.
The House on the Edge of the Park (1980)
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Not Rated
  Notable for lots of muff. Seventies music is also cool. You never feel too sorry for the victims because everyone in this movie is a creep.
Humanoids From the Deep (1980)
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  A perfectly conceived fish-creatures-raping-hot-broads movie. Has some tits and some ass and some gore in nice proportions. Did I mention bush?
I Spit on Your Grave (1977)
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  I like the first half of this movie for the bush and the second half for the revenge murders. But basically, this movie is not quite on par with other "disturbing" movies I've seen and is pretty dull in spots.
Idle Hands (1999)
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  Best stoner splatter comedy ever. Highly recommended.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
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  Pretty good and not indicative of the shittiness of Carpenter's other nineties movies.
Intruder (1989)
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  Lots of solid kills including a band saw through the head. Otherwise, this film is forgettable garbage.
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
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  Tons of nice kills and juicy tits. A naked chick gets impaled and ripped throught the torso. Not enough Jason is my only complaint. Notice how the fornicating teens at Crystal Lake promptly discard the condom before they have sex--classic!
Jason X (2002)
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  Far from the worst of the series, this one's a dumb goof that mostly works.
Jaws (1975)
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  Best PG film ever. Robert Shaw is classic.
Kichiku dai enkai (1998)
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Not Rated
  A shotgun rape. Exploding head. Lots of gore near the end. Painfully slow, boring.Ultimately depressing. Rent once and be prepared to fast-forward.
King of the Ants (2003)
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  A great weird movie that proves Stuart Gordon is still relevant. One of the coolest movies I've seen in a few years.
Lady Terminator (1989)
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Not Rated
  Dumb. Worst mullet on an Indonesian actor ever. Lots of olive-skinned tits and bloody squib shots. Would be forgettable if it didn't leave such an indelible shitstain on your memory.
The Lost Boys (1987)
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  A classic that is the highlight of either Corey's career. Has one of the best scenes where a character is impaled on antlers that I've ever seen in a movie.
Madman (30th Anniversay Edition) (1982)
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  Awful. Avoid this. It is barely worth watching even if you secretly want to see every shitty, cheesy slasher movie ever made.
Maniac (1980)
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  Sweet. This is easily as disturbing as any movie you're likely to see. Joe Spinnell was made for this role. Like "Hardcore" with George C. Scott, this movie would probably be a classic in line with Taxi Driver if not for the palpable and depressing sleaze atmosphere that this film chokes you with.
Mother's Day (1980)
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  Mom gets smothered to death by inflatable tits. You should know enough now to decide if you want to rent this. Recommended by me.
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
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  Overrated. Avoid this one. Beloved by slasher fan boys, this dogshit is actually pretty forgettable.
Near Dark (1987)
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  Typical Eric Red. Some guts in the middle and a lot of stupid taliking throughout. Better than "The Hitcher" or "Body Parts" though, IMHO.
Nekromantik (1988)
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Not Rated
  A creepy corpse-fucking-and-eating art film that is gross and weird. Pretty interesting and actually made me gag a little.
New York Ripper (1982)
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Not Rated
  This movie is a sleaze classic and pleases me on several levels. Kills-a bevy of gory tit slashings, nipple slicing, and a nice broken glass bottle in the gash. Nudity-full frontal including a toe canoodling a twat. Cheesiness factor-the killer uses a duck's voice and cops searching a suspect's room find evidence of every conceivable sort of vice.
Night of the Demons (1988)
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Not Rated
  A true classic of '80's VHS splatter. Linnea Quigley pops a guy's eyeballs with her thumbs while screwing him and an unkind old geezer eats an apple pie with baked-in razors. If you've seen every other splatter film, you've seen a lot worse than this.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
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  Okay. Not one of my favorites. Tom Savini's only directorial turn suffers from lack of excitement. I actually prefer it to the original, though.
Pet Sematary (1989)
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  Pretty good. One of the few Stephen King-based movies I actually like.
Phantasm (1979)
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  Overrated garbage. Not sure why this has a cult following. I guess it is a stupid fun movie. Not recommended by me but decide for yourself.
Pieces (1983)
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Not Rated
  Mostly awful. Definitely fast-forward if you're gonna try to get through this movie withou killing someone. Christopher George is an absolute hack to rival John Saxon, I think.
The Prowler (1981)
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  Has all the right ingredients but really drags when there's nothing going on--which is often. A bad eighties band rivals the awfulness of the band in "Graduation Day."
Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978)
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Not Rated
Rabid (1977)
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  Not even worth watching for Marilyn Chambers. A parasite comes out of her armpit. And its all very serious. Laughable. The worst of Cronenberg's films.
Re-Animator (Millenium Special Edition) (1985)
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  The "Last Tango in Paris" of splatter films. Fantastic.
Resident Evil (2002)
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  Watch it to the very end to see Milla Jovovich's bush. Also see a scene like the opener of "Cube" but done better and repeatedly.
Return of the Living Dead (1985)
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  A true classic and the finest film in Linnea Quigley's filmography. Also features "Demon" from Friday The 13th Part V, who got speared in the shitter.
Scanners (1981)
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  Best exploding head scene ever. It also has the first and best ever vein popping scene that I can think of.
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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  Pretty decent. Feels like an homage to Romero's zombies and not a ripoff like many others. British humor feels a little too forced occasionally.
Shivers (1975)
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Not Rated
  About slugs that make people fuck and clobber normal people. That's what the TV Guide synopsis said about this movie. Hand to God.
Silent Night, Deadly Night/Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1984)
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  Most favoritest Christmas film ever. This film contains at least 4 sets of tits (including Linnea Quigley's) and about a dozen fucked-up kills.
Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
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  Tits and drill killing. You know this is what you like.
Street Trash (Special Edition) (1987)
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Not Rated
  A classic! Has everything you could hope for from a movie--bums melting, bums playing keepaway with another bum's severed cock, melting tits, and several ugly girls' hairy snatches. Watch together with CHUD and make it Bum Night.
Tenebre (1982)
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Not Rated
  Watchable. Dario Argento is not actually a favorite of mine but all his films are entertaining. This is one of them.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Ultimate Edition) (1974)
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  No gore and no nudity but still one of the best slasher films ever.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
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  Fan-fucking-tastic. Dennis Hopper follows up "Apocalypse Now" with this fine film which shows that he can play the leading man as well.
The Thing (1982)
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  John Carpenter's best. Includes good acting and action and phenomenal special effects.
The Toolbox Murders (1978)
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  More sleazy exploitation than gory slasher, this film comes recommended for its sleazy twists and brutal kills. Features a naked girl (Read: BUSH) being pursued by a killer. Nice.
Truth or Dare? (1986)
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Not Rated
  A piece of shit of which I am fond. A cheesy-ass piece of candy-filled garbage that is just a notch below the Toxic Avenger because it is more serious. If that sounds great to you, you'll love it. I do.
Vampires (1998)
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  A rare piece of gold hidden within the piles of shit that are John Carpenter's 90's films. Has my faves James Woods and Michael Madsen.
Zombie (1979)
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Not Rated
  An opus for Fulci. A masterpiece. Best eye-gouging scene. Best underwater zombie-fighting-shark scene ever. Plus tons of wormy, nasty gore and topless skin-diving.
Zombie 3 (1988)
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Not Rated
  A dumb fun movie that is on the bottom of the zomblie flick list but still worth checking out.
Zombie 4: After Death (1988)
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Not Rated
  Awful cheesiness. An Italian action/horror mutant that's pretty entertaining. Peppered with some decent gore throughout.
Patrick Still Lives (1980)
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Not Rated
  A masterpiece of cheese and sleaze. Every curvy Italian broad in this movie appears fully nude. Plus the old fire poker through the snatch, a power window decapitation,and a nude German shepherd mauling. Features the broad whose nipple was eaten from "Burial Ground."
Sin City (2005)
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  Best movie of the year. Beautiful. Violent. Classic. A pastiche of hard-boiled heavies, whores, thugs, and creeps.
American Psycho (Uncut Verison) (2000)
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  Hilarious movie that you can use to jerk off. Has the best happy ending ever. A true cult classic.
Kill Bill vol.1 (2003)
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  Instant classic. Uma Thurman is fantastic.
Kill Bill vol.2 (2004)
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  Not as great as the first but still great. Eyeball stepped on without shoes, squishes through toes.
Nightmare City (1980)
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Not Rated
  The pinnacle of shitty Italian zombie films. Pretty entertaining. Eyeball skewering, tit slicing, meaty head shots and tons more including Mel Ferrer.
All Night Long 3 (1996)
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Not Rated
  The only film I've seen in this series. Very creepy and sexual. Worth checking out if you have any interest in the "disturbing Asian film" trend.
Duel to the Death (1983)
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  Hot wire fu and lots of ninjas that disappear, come out of nowhere, explode into confetti, and combine to form a giant ninja. Pretty gory for a kung fu flick.
Red to Kill (1994)
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  One of the least politically-correct films I've seen from Hong Kong. Highly recommended for retard violence.
The Untold Story (1992)
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Not Rated
  Insanely brutal. Comes recommended by me. See all your innermost fantasies turned into a movie. Anthony Wong is stellar as always.
Naked Killer (1994)
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  Long stretches of exposition and talking between cool fight sequences. Not great but pretty good.
The Hidden (1987)
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  A ton of bullets are shot into people. Has a couple good chase scenes. Lots of primo tunes from the late eighties. The creature has a few good appearances. The broad from Babylon 5 plays a stripper that's overtaken by the alien. All-in-all, a pretty enjoyable romp with some sentimental melodrama thrown in the mix for good measure.
The Beast (1975)
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Not Rated
  The best art-porn film ever. A jizz spurting giant-cocked monster chases and molests a naked girl in the forest for half an hour. Phenomenal. Lots of snatch and nudity.
Ichi the Killer (2001)
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Not Rated
  The best of the recent wave of overseas imports. A classic in line with Reservoir Dogs. Most cringe-inducing two-nipple-at-once slicing ever committed to film.
Oldboy (2004)
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  Overhyped and overrated. Rent once if at all. Has a nice live octopus-devouring scene.
Suicide Club (2002)
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Not Rated
  Weird. Has one great scene where Japanese scoolgirls throw themselves on the tracks in the subway and not much else. Worth a rent just for that.
The Seventh Curse (1986)
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Not Rated
  Highly recommended. The best of Hong Kong horror crept up before the hopping vampire phase. This is one of the classics.
Thriller - A Cruel Picture (1974)
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Not Rated
  Nice hairy seventies porn with a juicy close-up eyeball slice and tons of violence and depravity. Recommended just for that.
Bad Lieutenant (1992)
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  Definitive cult classic of the '90's. Get it NC-17 to see the best scene complete--Harvey Keitel pulls over a couple of beautiful girls. A grimy, urban classic in the same vein as Taxi Driver but dirtier.
Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1974)
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Not Rated
  A favorite of mine in the exploitation genre. I wonder sometimes why I like this filth. Then I say, "Oh yeah, I remember now... the sleaze, the violence, the gore, the depravity, the cheesiness, the giant tits, the curly trim, and the sick-fuck twistedness of it all."
Ilsa: The Wicked Warden (1978)
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Not Rated
  The best showing of bush in the Ilsa movies. Thanks to Franco probably. Has a fantastic scene where our heroine has to lick crap out of another inmates ass.
The Church (1989)
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Not Rated
  Surprisingly good. Very atmospheric and creepy with a great score by Goblin and Keith Emerson. The pinnacle of Italian splatter films. Best face-colliding-with-a-train scene ever.
Bad Taste (1987)
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Not Rated
  This is the type of movie that you'd see in the video rental store in the eighties and the plastic box would be huge and warped and well-worn. And then you'd finally see it at your friends house and it was the most fantastic thing you'd ever seen.
Videodrome (1982)
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Not Rated
  Probably the best film in Cronenberg's canon. Highly recommended.
Burial Ground: Nights of Terror (1980)
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Not Rated
  An assload of gore. The same chick who was stabbed in the holiest-of-holies in "Patrick Still Lives" gets her nip bitten off by her incestuous son, played by a dwarf.
Freeway (1996)
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  A staple of HBO late night back when they showed good movies overnight. Enjoy with or without pot.
Boogie Nights (1997)
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  A great film. Dirk is stupid and lovable and has a delicious mule.
Love & a .45 (1994)
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  Tarantinoesque. Doesn't quite pull it off but has a lot going for it nonetheless. The Reverend Horton Heat appears on the soundtrack. If tripped-out hillbilly violence is your thing, check this out.
The Arena (1973)
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  Pam Grier's nappy dugout. A++++++
Baise Moi (2000)
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  XX porn with violence. Yet hardly watchable.
Beyond the Darkness (1979)
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Not Rated
  Very nice. Makes me happy. Very creepy with lots of atmosphere (and a good showing of gore). The score is serviceable but is not among Goblin's best.
Bloodsucking Freaks (1975)
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  Watch only for the trim. Mostly shitty. Almost everything about this movie annoys me.
A Chinese Torture Chamber Story (1995)
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Not Rated
  Exploding cock and wire fu sex. Awful but worth a couple viewings.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Criterion Collection) (1998)
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  Best performances in Johnny Depp's or Benicio Del Toro's career, IMHO. The definitive cult classic for the nineties beats out even Pulp Fiction.
Flesh for Frankenstein (Criterion Collection) (1973)
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  Utter shit. Avoid.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1981)
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  A Sammo Hung vehicle that predates Mr. Vampire in kick-starting the hopping vampire craze. Lots of laughs and cool fights. Wizards battle on huge altars, blasting arcs of fire and puppeteering their possessed warriors--phenomenal!
Guinea Pig: Mermaid in a Manhole / He Never Dies (2004)
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Not Rated
  Skip "Mermaid." "He Never Dies" is a classic and is actually funny.
H.O.T.S. (1979)
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  Plenty of tits. Not much else. Watchable.
Hell of the Living Dead (1980)
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Not Rated
  Not bad at all. Mondo-style stock footage blends seamlessly into the storyline. Also, a white girl goes topless and dons tribal makeup to go undercover among Africans. Priceless.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (20th Anniversary Edition) (1988)
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Not Rated
  Handy for jacking. Dumb gore and naked broads with awful cheesy dialogue. Definitely watchable.
Irreversible (2002)
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Not Rated
  A terrific face mashing, a tranny whore, a ten-minute rape scene, another face smashing, and also some bush close to the end.
Meet the Feebles (1989)
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  Peter Jackson has't had the misfortune of making a bad film. A few of his less successful movies have a much-deserved cult status like this one.
Naked Lunch (Criterion Collection) (1991)
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  Weird and not too close to the loose narrative of the novel but still one of Cronenberg's best films.
Club Dread (2004)
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  Not as funny as Super Troopers but still great. Dumb songs, tits, and bloodspray make this necessary viewing.
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1992)
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Not Rated
  A masterpiece. Cheap looking and filled with ridiculous gore including heads being splattered, fist disembowelings, and exploding bullets as well as some really corny melodrama. The warden's fat bitch of a son is priceless.
Audition (1999)
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Not Rated
  Awful. There are about ten minutes of this movie that don't suck. Don't believe them when they tell you how good this is. It's a snooze-train departing for dullsville.
Battle Royale (2001)
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  Okay but not great as most people would have you believe.
The Driller Killer (1979)
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Not Rated
  A forgivable misstep from Ferrara. The punk band next door is good if you like the Stooges and Heartbreakers. A hip jerk sticks a running drill into bums as he's running. Also recommended for the lesbian shower.
The Swinging Cheerleaders (1974)
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  Plenty of muff. Includes two naked girls on a stationary bike. Highly recommended.
Visitor Q (2001)
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Not Rated
  I'm occasionally baffled by the plot but occasionally aroused by the milk. I'm personally divided on this film. On one hand, it's fucked up, which I like. On the other hand, it elicits strong feelings of "wha?"
Gozu (2003)
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Not Rated
  Recommended for the milk and a puppy murder and a man crawling out of a vag and a lamp-up-the-ass kill. Otherwise very boring and weird. Not unlike a David Lynch film but not pretentious either.
Organ (1996)
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  Shit. Avoid it. An incomprehensibly weak outing with gore that rivals "Mermaid In a Manhole" for sheer weakness.
Daughter of Darkness (1993)
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  Worthy of one mostly fast-forward viewing.
Last House on the Left (1972)
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Not Rated
  Wes Craven is garbage and so is this dumb movie. Mildly entertaining.
Robocop (20th Anniversary Edition) (1987)
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  My personal all-time favorite. Amazingly, power suits and coke are popular again in the not-distant future.
Total Recall (1990)
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  Two words: three tits.
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)
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Not Rated
  Pretty good splatter for an old timer including a nice tit ripping.
The City of the Living Dead (Special Edition) (1980)
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Not Rated
  Oodles of fun. Features a sweet skull-drilling and also a sublime scene where a girl pukes up her internal organs. Also, it stars John Morghen (as the drillee) who is a staple character actor in many big-time trash films.
House by the Cemetery (1981)
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  Not my favorite from Fulci but not too bad either. Would have been infinitely improved by killing or maiming Bob. Has some decent quality gore including a nice nasty throat slashing. Also features some familiar folks from other Fulci films.
Welcome to Spring Break (1988)
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  Michael Parks and John Saxon give semi-redeeming performances in this piece of crap. Mostly lame burning effects, a few boobs, tons of garbage dialogue, a bullshit plot--it all adds up to a somewhat entertaining cheese-fest. Check it out if you didn't mind "Graduation Day."
Brain Damage (1988)
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Not Rated
  A dumb movie from Henenlotter. Fun but dumb. Filled with homoerotic overtones and cheap kills that don't pay off. Not a favorite but still watchable.
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1987)
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  A jive-ass gremlin terrorizes sluts in a bowling alley. A midnight movie classic with lots of tits and ass.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
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  My favorite film in Wes Craven's shitty canon. This one doesn't have the classic characterization of Freddy as a wisecracking ghoul that shows up in later films but still has plenty of cool kills. The ending is a big letdown, though.
Hellraiser (1987)
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  A true splatter masterpiece that made me and probably many others discover Fangoria as a kid. I'm not a big fan of Clive Barker but this is really a great film. If you like this, check out From Beyond.
Coffy (1973)
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  Pam Grier's finest film. A classic blaxploitation revenge flick that showcases Coffy beating up dykes, dropping her top, and, of course, going undercover as a high-class hooker with a fake Carribean accent. The best of Pam's '70's output by far.
Black Mama, White Mama (1973)
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  Not a favorite of mine but worth a viewing. A standard WIP flick that is just too corny in some spots. Not as hip as most of Pam Grier's flicks.
Foxy Brown (1974)
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  Essential viewing for Pam Grier fans. Not her best but still high on the list.
Holy Smoke! (1999)
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  One of my favorite performances by Harvey Keitel shows just how far he'll go to get into a role. Also stars Pam Grier and features Kate Winslet's nice full bush. Highly recommended.
Reform School Girls (1986)
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  Best naked fire hose torture scene in a film ever. A good dose of sleazy fun with all the prerquisite exploitation that you'd expect from the WIP trash subgenre. Wendy O. Williams of Plasmatics fame oozes bull-dyke attitude. Pat Ast and Sybil Danning are also great as Edna and the warden, respectively.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 (1988)
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Not Rated
  Another classic in the Hellraiser series. Kirsty's stupid botfriend takes a powder and everybody takes a trip to hell. Highly recommended.
Pumpkinhead (1988)
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  Not a bad movie. Good idea but they don't really sell me on the creature, which was done by Stan Winston. I probably won't watch this one again.
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
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  Nice flick. Not original but very well done and effective.
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)
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  I like this one even better than the original but only for the jacked up bodycount and the climactic fight with the Creeper, which is pretty sweet.
Cannibal Holocaust (1979)
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Not Rated
  The mother of all exploitation films! Sublime violence! I'd be hard-pressed to name something that's as sleazy as this. Includes a live abortion and more animal violence than you can shake a stick at. A real monkey gets its face sliced off , a woman is shown skewered from her crotch through her mouth plus oodles more. 15 1/2 out of four stars.
Demons 2 (1986)
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Not Rated
  Not as good as the first but still holds its own. A small creature rips its way out of a demon child plus plenty of other stuff that'll hold your attention for a while.
Contamination (1981)
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Not Rated
  Shitty. Proof that exploding chests and an exploding rat do not necessarily make a good movie. Tits would've helped, but not by much.
Breakfast of Champions (1999)
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  A good movie that's pretty faithful to Vonnegut's classic novel. Highly recommended.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
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  The turning point that took Kubrick into cult status. This film is an all-time classic that doesn't need my two crappy cents.
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989)
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  Utterly boring. A snooze-fest. This film caught the train to Dullsville and bought a house there. Avoid like the plague.
Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980)
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Not Rated
  My only encounter with the work of Nathan Sciff. Very dumb but also enjoyable in a way. Stock music was added to this grimy-ass, cheap film and it really elevates it in spots. The chainsaw showdown at the end is pretty sweet.
Contraband (1980)
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Not Rated
  Trashy exploitation fare from Fulci. A gangster tale with gobs of meaty splatter. Fabio Testi plays a real man's man.
The Convent (2000)
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  Pure shit that is just a notch above detestable. A dumb horror movie with no tits and technically-inept gore. Watchable only for the opening scene and for Adrienne Barbeau in milf-mode.
Cat's Eye (1985)
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  Three low-key but effective vignettes---the best, of course, being the troll that tries to steal Drew Barrymore's breath. James Woods is also pretty enjoyable.
Evil Dead Trap (1988)
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Not Rated
  A fucking great splatterfest that's unlike any Japanese movie I've ever seen--with fantastic brutal kills to boot! This film does Argento to better effect than Argento himself, and you can see his influence (and Fulci's and Raimi's) in almost every detail. Highly effective creepy atmosphere and superb special effects recommend this fuckin' monster. A+++
Creepshow 2 (1987)
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  A lackluster offering in which "The Raft" is the best story. Watchable just for that one. Rent, don't buy.
28 Days Later (2002)
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  See a skinny guy's dick as he wakes up in a world overtaken by pseudo-zombies. Overrated but good.
April Fool's Day (1986)
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  Stands with "My Bloody Valentine" as a slasher "classic" to pass on. Not much of interest here.
Beyond Re-Animator (2003)
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  This entry redeems the series in a way after the abysmal "Bride of Re-Animator" mishap. A genuinely likeable movie with plenty of gore (including nipple-biting and a blowjob dismemberment) and not enough Herbert West for my taste.
The Brood (1979)
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  A David Cronenberg outing that doesn't revolve around sex and is therefore not as interesting as other films on his resume. Suffers mostly from a plodding script.
Cube (1997)
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  Mostly wooden acting in this low-budget sci-fi film that begat a series. Pretty interesting, though. Enough kills to satisfy me but not enough to turn off my old lady.
Dawn of the Dead (Unrated Director's Cut) (2004)
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Not Rated
  Add to the short list of remakes that don't suck. I like this about as much as the original so, if you're not a diehard purist, you might, too. Has a nice Richard Cheese version of "The Sickness" and Jim Carroll's "People Who Died" on the soundtrack.
The Dead Next Door (1989)
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Not Rated
  This might be a decent film but I can't get over my initial viewing. Cheap film and cheesy acting ruined this for me.
Deathdream (1972)
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  Avoid this film unless you like your horror films boring and pointless. Scant gore from Tom Savini.
Deep Rising (1998)
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  A neat movie that is actually fun. Action/comedy/horror that succeeds where it counts.
Evil Ed (1995)
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Not Rated
  Beyond dumb. Avoid this.
Evilspeak (1982)
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Not Rated
  Clint Howard's best feature role ever. The last half hour or so of this film is insane killing. This is a sorta favorite from my memories of renting videos in the eighties. Has a sweet scene where hogs eat a naked broad in her bathtub.
Faceless (1989)
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Not Rated
  A Franco misstep that feels like its production value is a notch above soft-core porn. Lots of unconvincing gore make this feel like it was made for late-night cable. Recommended if you hold "Death Spa" in high regard.
Shinjuku Triad Society (1995)
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Not Rated
  The best of the so-called Black Society Trilogy. Plenty of action and Miike madness. Plot is decent. Not very memorable, though.I'd give this a six out of ten.
Dead or Alive (2000)
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Not Rated
  Another mishmash of extreme violence and talking that's alternately too weird and too boring to be entertaining.
Deadly Outlaw Rekka (2002)
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  The Japanese prog-rock score for this film is fantastic. A pretty good yakuza flick from Miike featuring Rikki Takeuchi. If you've seen every other film involving those two, watch this one, too.
Full Metal Yakuza (1997)
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Not Rated
  A ridiculous genre-bending film that falls flat. An uneven sci-fi/yakuza melodrama that isn't funny to boot.
Funny Games (1997)
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Not Rated
  A film that has innocent yuppies and their offspring terrorized by teenage jokers. Watch it even though I'll spoil the end for you. THE WHOLE FAMILY DIES.
Junk (1999)
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Not Rated
  A disappointment. Wouldn't have been bad if I was't suckered into believing this was theJapanese equivalent of Reservoir Dogs meets Re-Animator by the DVD box.
Crazy/Beautiful (2001)
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  Kirsten Dunst is adorably slutty in this one. A good date movie which features Kirsten Dunst in her underwear, which is probably the most she'll ever show.
Martin (1978)
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  A film that is not very interesting in concept or execution--a vampire without fangs. Place this with Season Of The Witch, The Crazies, and Monkey Shines on the list of Romero's snoozers.
May (2002)
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  Angela Bettis is beyond cute in this creepy flick. Not much gore but very entertaining nonetheless. Recommended.
Toolbox Murders (2004)
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  A remake that has not a lot in common with the original. Some good kills including the old masonry drill through the head bit (check out deleted scenes). Angela Bettis logs another hour and a half of screentime here, too, which is A-OK with me.
The People Under the Stairs (1991)
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  I just hate this movie. I hate Wes Craven.
The Seventh Sign (1988)
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  Demi Moore showed her preggo muff in this one that is absolutely forgettable but not-that-bad-for-a-weekday-afternoon flick.
Shocker (1989)
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  Blecccch! Another Craven shitpile. "Deadly Friend" is light years ahead of this.
Sleepaway Camp 2 - Unhappy Campers (1988)
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  The best entry in this stupid but likeable franchise. Features the best kill in the series as well--a girl is drowned in outhouse shit.
Stacy (2001)
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Not Rated
  An awful waste of cheap gore in this talky nonsense. Little redeeming value even if you can get past the middling romantic subplot.
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
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  An overly long Romero segment with precious little gore and Adrienne Barbeau keeps her shirt on. Followed by an acceptable Argento episode that has a little more gore and depravity and is heightened by the legendary Harvey Keitel who puts in a fine day's work.
The Eternal Evil of Asia (1995)
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Not Rated
  Hong Kong's version of "Sorority Babes in The Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama." Not the best Cat III sleaze but not bad either. See a man cursed into becoming a "dickhead," then later on skewered through the noggin with long needles. Recommended if you enjoyed "Holy Virgin Vs. The Evil Dead."
Wild Zero (2000)
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Not Rated
  A fun film with plenty of kickass Japanese garage rock. Lots of CGI headshots actually take away from this movie and certain plot points escape me. Overall, not my speed, but I'm sure a few folks consider this a cult classic.
Witchboard (1985)
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  Pass on this one from Kevin S. Tenney of "Night of the Demons" fame. Tawny Kitaen barely shows her tits and there is absolutely nothing else going on here.
Zombie Doom (1999)
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  Atrocious bullshit. Unwatchable. Andreas Schnaas has made a handful of these wretched films for indiscriminate gorehounds.
Demon Knight (1994)
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  The best of the two "Tales From the Crypt" feature films. Plays out like an updated eighties splatter flick. Features tits, gore, assinine one-liners, and a decent souundtrack which includes Filter and the Gravediggaz.
Body Melt (1993)
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Not Rated
  Lame and doesn't live up to its title. Precious little melting. Watch if you like "Skinned Deep."
Massacre in Dinosaur Valley (1985)
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Not Rated
Undead (2003)
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  "Dead & Breakfast" beats this little Aussie low-budget pic this year, but its still some decent stuff. The humor is somewhat annoying and the execution falls flat sometimes but its pretty original in concept and kept me entertained.
Versus (Director's Cut) (2000)
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Not Rated
  A pretty kick-ass Evil Dead and Highlander-inspired time-spanning martial arts yakuza flick. Omnipresent gore and violence in a warped style that reminds me Dead or Alive but with more levity. Overly long but still recommended.
Zombie Holocaust (1979)
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Not Rated
Clash of the Titans (1981)
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  A great film that reminds me of my childhood and the things that used to scare me and thrill me. Ranks up there with "V" as one of the best guilty pleasures of the early eighties.

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