Thomas Jane can punish me anyday.

List creator: MahouShoujoCai Created on: March 3, 2006 - 6:09 AM PST Description: He's the Punisher, you see. Ah, forget it. A list of movies in which he stars/appears. Because he's hot. It's that simple.

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	movie title	related list	average rating	MPAA rating	watch	rent	buy
	Deep Blue Sea (1999)
A really bad movie. Seriously makes NO sense. Ice got a taste for murder? Really, Mr. Jackson. However, Thomas Jane is quite gorgeous as a shark wrangler.
	The Velocity of Gary (1998)
Very interesting love triangle story. Its a tear jerker. Thomas Jane pulls off beautiful boy toy quite well. But I couldn't figure out what he and Selma saw in Vincent.
	Stander (2003)
Great movie. Get it for Thomas Jane, get it for seventies car chases, get it for beautiful South African landscapes. Did I mention he likes to get naked?
	The Sweetest Thing (2002)			Not Rated
One of my favorite movies ever. Not often that you get a buddy flick focusing on the friendship between two girls. And stalking. But who could blame Cameron after Thomas Jane flashes those dimples? Not I, my friend, not I.
	The Punisher (2004)
Yay. I saw this movie BEFORE my obsession with Thomas Jane began, and I liked it independently on its own merits. Very well executed comic book adaptation. Trust me. I used to manage a comic book store. I know.
	Dreamcatcher (2003)
I really liked this movie. Granted, it tries to condense what is a complicated book into two hours, but I think it does well. The only problem is there is not enough room for Tom Jane to show off his brilliant comedic timing. For that you have to watch the special features. Did I mention that in the behind the scenes featurette he appears half naked?
	61* (2001)			Not Rated
In my queue, haven't seen yet.
	Boogie Nights (1997)
Lovely TJ isn't in this movie for long, and they don't let him get naked, which is a shame. But he is a delight as Todd Parker, talking about cams and um, other car stuff.
	Under Suspicion (2000)
In my queue, haven't seen yet.
	Thursday (1998)			Not Rated
Unavailable, haven't seen yet.
	The Thin Red Line (Criterion) (1998)
This movie was very poetic for a war flick, very beautifully done. Had to wait until almost the end to see TJ as Ash, sitting on a rock enjoying the peace and quiet. About 1 minute of screen time here.
	The Crow: City of Angels (1996)
Saw it a LONG time ago, and I don't remember it. I am now going to re-watch it for the Thomas Jane quotient. He apparently plays a character named "Nemo", thanks IMDB.
	Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Our boy TJ is "Zeph," Pike's boss who owns the auto repair place. I do believe he has two lines: "Where's Benny" and "What should I do if I see him." He's in coveralls, which is a turn on for me.
	Original Sin (2001)			Not Rated
This movie would have been improved by more sex scenes, because the plot was just not cutting it. However, I love ANY movie in which Tom Jane kisses both Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas.
	Magnolia (1999)
Most annoying/disappointing film credit ever. Granted, the movie was good (I heart P.T. Anderson), but TJ is not really "in" the movie. You see a flash of him for maybe five seconds as young Jimmy Gator.
	Face/Off (1997)
TJ is a former stalker of the UN Sec Gen, now in a magnetically locked down prison in an old oil drilling platform, or something. He's got glasses and a mop of blonde curly hair. I was hoping he'd break out of prison too, but alas.
	Hollywood Confidential (1997)
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