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ThoseMoes's reviews view profile

on March 7, 2006 - 11:27 AM PST
  of Elephant (2003)
1 out of 4 members found this review helpful

How Gus van Sant managed to take something so intrinsically dramatic as a school shooting and turn it into a tedious, self-indulgent yawn-fest is beyond me. Even on fast-forward, some scenes were tiresome and boring. I was ultimately glad to see everyone get shot in the end because it meant this piece of crap would be over with.
Self-indulgent and somewhat horrifying  
on July 1, 2005 - 4:52 PM PDT
  of Treasure Island (1999)
2 out of 3 members found this review helpful

I really high had hopes for this movie. It's an old throwback to WWII, with code hackers, espionage and even some gay sex! What's not to love? I don't know how he managed it, but he took a great idea and created something so boring and ridiculous it's almost painful to watch. Or maybe that's giving it too much credit. The lighting and cinematography is nice. Technically he seemed to know what he's doing, but the story and acting were AWFUL and BORING. I was suckered in my the seemingly interesting subject matter, but God Damn - this was awful.
Good old fashioned campy fun  
on December 27, 2003 - 12:01 PM PST
  of Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (1965)
6 out of 6 members found this review helpful

This is a great flick if you're looking for some campy, 1960's sex romping fun. It really delivers. Vincent Price, Frankie Avalon and Dwyane Hickman are are fabulous in it, capturing some of the same wacky technicolor hijinx that you get from a Rock Hudson / Doris Day movie, but like it was made by their horny younger brother. The opening credits are done by Art Clokey (of Gumby & Pokey fame) and there's a great theme song sung by The Supremes. Also, there are some great old shots of San Francisco and Sausalito in the 60's. What's more, it's even letterboxed!
Don't bother  
on July 29, 2003 - 2:00 PM PDT
  of Adventures Beyond: America's Most Haunted (1988)
4 out of 5 members found this review helpful

This was terrible. I've seen more convincing proof of ghosts while watching three 12 year olds play with a ouja board.

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