boring   on August 2, 2006 - 10:55 AM PDT   of Pornography - The Secret History of Civilisation (Disc 1 of 2) (2006) 0 out of 1 members found this review helpful   it seems they try as hard as they can to make make this film boring. repeatedly showing the same stone dildos over and over again, monotone narraration, even about a half hour of french with no possible subtitles.

88 minutes of my life wasted   on November 29, 2005 - 6:46 PM PST   of The House on the Edge of the Park (1980) 0 out of 1 members found this review helpful   This film makes some blatant attempts to cash in on the success of "Last House on the Left" (right down to using the same actor for the villain AND a very similar name). Unfortunately, it fails miserably. It was too clumsy and heavy-handed to be a psychological thriller, not bloody enough to be a slasher, and lacked the sexual tension to be an S&M flick (despite all the nudity and soft-core scenes). Honestly, I could see what they were going for, but I found it boring, boring, boring.

pretty scenery does not make a good film   on November 28, 2005 - 11:34 AM PST   of The Big Blue (Director's Cut) (1988) 4 out of 7 members found this review helpful   This is a cheesy romance starring an Arquette. The description makes you think it may be about two gay men, or about their amazing ability, or about dolphins - but no! It seems like it was written by a 12 year old girl. It is predictable. Disappointing!