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Mystery Science Theater 3000: Red Zone Cuba (1994)

Cast: Michael J. Nelson, Joel Hodgson
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Studio: Rhino Home Video
Genre: Comedies, Cult, Television, Parodies, Television Comedy, Robots & Cyborgs, Comedy TV, Cult TV
Running Time: 92 min.
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Synopsis
Utter lack of continuity is showcased when Mike and the 'bots get a hold of Red Zone Cuba, a low-budget, catastrophic version of the Bay of Pigs story -- or something like that. Winning the lottery offers greater odds than finding anything historical -- or even sensical -- in this film, and the guys on the Satellite of Love try both. Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance precedes the feature, and after Frank evades the mob, the guys wrap with "The Happy, Upbeat Song" -- destined to become an MST3K classic. ~ Sarah Sloboda, All Movie Guide

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One of my favorite terrible movies by TNiksa December 15, 2005 - 5:48 PM PST
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For one thing, it stars the inestimable Coleman Francis, who is just like Steven Segal with thirty extra pounds and no martial arts moves. Wallpaper paste has more charisma than than Coleman - I'm serious. Second, it has the cheapest recreation yo'll ever see of a historical battle, the Bay of Pigs. (At least I think it's the Bay of Pigs - the script isn't clear on this point.) Guys are shown invading Cuba from a docked boat; hey saved the gas of actually taking out to water.
And then there's the second half, which takes place in the Southwest and makes *no* sense whatsoever.
Last but not least, it has the unforgetable screen appearance of Cherokee Jack.
This one just has to be seen to be believed.




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Complete Mystery Science Theater 3000
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The entire MST3K DVD catalouge in order of each disc's release. Live a little, utilize the "rent all movies" button... unless you'd rather do so in episode order.
danleary25
Sequential Mystery Science Theater 3000
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The MST3K DVDs in episode order. The perfect excuse to use the "rent all movies" button, unless you've already rented some, then you're screwed. You might as well see this list in DVD release order.
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