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Uncut (2003)

Cast: Franco Trentalance, Franco Trentalance, Christina Mazzuzzi, more...
Director: Gionata Zarantonello, Gionata Zarantonello
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Studio: Strand Home Video
Genre: Comedies, Foreign, Italy, Sexploitation
Running Time: 76 min.
Languages: English, Italian
Subtitles: English
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Director Gionata Zarantonello goes for a new world record by presenting the longest filmed shot of a penis ever committed to celluloid in this comic tale highlighting one sex-starved man's tireless quest to bed a bevy of beautiful women while held up in bed with a broken pelvis. Just because he's bedridden doesn't mean this unfortunate male specimen should have to go without sex, and as he his pulls out all the stops to attract the attentions of an alluring policewoman currently investigating the disappearance of his fiancée, he's about to find out just how long a man can go without sex before he self-destructs. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

GreenCine Member Reviews

The View by talltale November 18, 2006 - 1:26 PM PST
2 out of 2 members found this review helpful
For a sexploitation stunt, the 78-minute UNCUT is relatively short and sour (with a couple of sweeter moments tossed in along the way). The biggest problem here is the fact that someone in charge of the English-speaking DVD distribution dumbly decided that providing an entirely new soundtrack in English ought to work just fine. "Hell," he probably mused, "it's not really 'dubbing' because you can't see anyone's lips moving, anyhow." True, I answer, but now you've got an obviously Italian movie that sounds just like New Jersey-on-the-Tiber.

Writer/director Gionata Zarantonello has imagined here the sexist pig of all-time (or maybe he represents "straight" manhood at its finest?), bed-bound with a broken pelvis but still horny as hell and dialing up every ex-girlfriend to get a little head, hand, ass--whatever. Some of his conquests are more compliant than you might imagine, given the guy's amazingly "sophisticated" attitude and patter. And Zarantonello has come up with some inventive ways to keep things moving, considering that his camera (supposedly the actual medical camera that tracks the patient) is held stationery and focused on Mr. Right's rather juicy, uncut penis--which we see once at attention but mostly half-mast or less.

You won't necessarily be bored, and if you last until the credits, you'll enjoy some funny looks behind the scenes, including a much broader view of the actor who plays the gay male nurse Bruce, whose own member makes the lead actor's look pretty puny. If only they'd kept the Italian dialog intact, I'd have gladly read the subtitles and even upped the rating a notch. As it is, I'll remember this one as maybe THE "dick" movie of all time. I can imagine women appreciating the chance to see an MCP put in his place (whoa--haven't used that Male Chauvenist Pig appellation in decades!), and gays will probably get off on the visuals. But straight guys? They'll stay away in droves.

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(Average 4.18)
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