| Not so Fast Horny Fans of Lesbo Vampire Flicks... |
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| written by MOkum |
October 31, 2007 - 2:39 AM PDT |
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1 out of 4 members found this review helpful
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If this movie did not contain some very beautiful woman in some okay nude scenes I would give it a ZERO. It really sucked! And not in the good old seductive vampire way. For what little plot there is the actors do a terrible job and the direction is inert and makes the film drag on and on from one half-hearted, badly written cliche to next. That's not even to mention the fact that the cool locations that remind one of the Shining before that was even made are wasted...there's no suspense, and the special/gore FX are third rate to top it all off the ending is completely laughable...
This ranting run-on sentence in the only kind of tossed of criticism this piece of doggy-do deserves...
Watch Bram Stoker's Dracula instead... |
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