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Artifacts (2007)

Director: Emmanuel Jespers, Giles Daoust
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Studio: Lionsgate
Genre: Horror, Science Fiction , Suspense/Thriller, Killer Critters
Running Time: 75 min.
Languages: English
Subtitles: Spanish
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Synopsis
Workaholic entrepreneur Kate Warner reacts to the discoveries that all her friends were apparently murdered by their own inexplicable doppelgangers out of the blue--and that each of their bodies were implanted with mysterious metal artifact--as appropriately as she should: she freaks out. But Kate can't just sit around and freak out forever. She and her ex-boyfriend must figure out what exactly is going on before they meet the same gruesome fate as the other victims.

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Grim and Tired by talltale August 31, 2008 - 2:02 PM PDT
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Another in what promises to be a very long line of by-the-seat-of-your-pants films ("Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest," also via Lionsgate, is a recent example of this genre), ARTIFACTS is clearly made by people who want to make movies but have little budget and unfortunately not much talent on view (as yet). The filmmakers take an already tired idea that seems like a "Twilight Zone" reject, spin it around with way too many chase scenes abetted by quick editing and a little blood and ooze and expect somehow that a real movie will emerge. It never happens. This is not to say that the filmmakers will not someday create something worth watching, but Lionsgate should be ashamed of foisting this on an unsuspecting public. Nothing like the cover art, by the way, appears anywhere in the movie. It was clearly created to grab an audience that, without it, would probably never be seduced into renting.




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