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Not sexy, just creepy.
written by PMartens January 16, 2009 - 4:41 PM PST
I was a Twin Peaks fan for a stint, so I thought Kyle MacLachlan would be a good fit for the obsessive employer , but he really does a mediocre job, in fact, everyone does. The movie feels much too long, and the dragged out feeling ruins an already badly written story. This movie's plot has great potential, but the it isn't sexy, or funny, or scary, or even creepy enough to be cool, it is just a creepy, poorly acted, feigned attempt at a half-erotica (some sort of softer softcore, I don't even remember any nudity, just dry humping in clothes). The worst part was the costume design; I don't think they could have made them look any less drab and unattractive if they wrapped them all in burlap sacks. I'd say skip it, even if Ricci rocks your socks.


(Average 6.26)
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